Dog fish

[jimi]

Will I get done for stalking?

 

[powerskipper]

Only if you are seen /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

 

[longjohnsadler]

Re: Dogger

Erm an alsatian?
Dogger, Fisher, German Bight...

 

[peterb]

Re: Dogger

[ QUOTE ]
Erm an alsatian?
Dogger, Fisher, German Bight...

[/ QUOTE ]

Sure that shouldn't read German bite?

 

[ChrisE]

There was a young scuttler called james
who got stuck with two word games,
when a man called chris,
said, "you're taking the p**s",
and he went back to calling me names.

 

[jimi]

You wag!

Poodling about in the Labrador current turns you husky!

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

Re: You wag!

I'm lapping it up.....

 

[Cutter]

Cat nap?
Fish stock?
Duck soup?
Horse play?
Bird song?

 

[Lakesailor]

According to a consultation document the gov.co.uk are going to make Horse Play illegal.

 

[longjohnsadler]

Goose wing
Dog watch
Cat amaran
Cow's week

 

[BlueSkyNick]

Pig's Ear
Monkey's cuss
Mouse line

umm..... what is this thread about??

 

[Cutter]

Suggestions for Jimi's next twenty posts - or at least running a spoiling job!

Sheep shank
Hare brain
Rabbit punch
Pigeon toed
etc etc

 

[jhr]

Mullet

Should Jimi get a new hairstyle? Or should he just mullet over? Or are there any books offering tonsorial advice, in which case; has he read mullet?

/forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

 

[jhr]

Rock salmon

Is this necessary, or will they go to sleep on their own?

 

[jimi]

Listen dumbo, yer missing ra point... there has been a nautical theme in all ma posts but ah caanie find yin in "Bird song" .. pray hallucinate!

 

[Cutter]

Bird song is what I awake to after a restful night in Bosham reach. Just 'cos you drown out the sounds of nature with uncoof stuff like Leonard Cohen cant be helped!!

 

[jimi]

Bird Pong

.. is whit ma decks is covered in ... the purple shittin bastids!

 

[Blueboatman]

Mr and Mrs Blonde are out for a sail one day when Mr Blonde says''Oh dear there's a dead flying fish,look !''... Mrs Blonde looks up in the sky and says 'Where ?''

 

[Blueboatman]

Re: Flying Fish

Oops -Posting the same thing twice-must be having a blonde moment myself!

 

[Clive_Rigden]

Hugely amusing !! /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif