Disorganised Rally

[c_j]

How about a trip from Poole/Solentish to Datrmouth/Salcombeish next year, one of the kids holidays.
Rules of engagement:

1) No moaning that you live and berth in Scotland/Minorca/Thames Ditton and why are all the cruises organised from the Solent.

2) Must bring at least one offspring, age unimportant. Altenatively you can bring a letter to excuse you from this requirement but you should be warned that the behaviour of those without children will be closely monitored.

3) Appreciate that Rally is totally unorganised and in fact I probably won't be there.

4) Be prepared to enjoy yourself, with occasional irrelevent humour.

5) If you end up going on your own enter into the spirit of the occasion and let us all know how you got on.

6) Be prepared to enjoy yourself, with occasional irrelevent humour (yes I know but you can't be too carefull).

7) Enter into the spirit of the thing with suggested dates.

8) Think of another rule.





CJ
chris@stone.uk.com

 

[jfm]

good idea. If anyone is offspringless I can lend one (minimum hire period 6 weeks, penalty for early return). Half term wd be good. Start location will always be a prob, cannot please everyone. We can have a mammoth Soltron test.

 

[byron]

I will come all the way from the Thames if someone can lend me a 17 year old leggy blonde (female) that loves washing and polishing boats and has an affinity for servicing both my feet and my engines

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[Guest]

My daughter fits most requirements except she's getting on a bit now. She's 20.

For further details send copy of your latest bank statement

 

[longjohnsilver]

Mammoth

Now I may have missed something but I really don't believe that you are supposed to give soltron to mammoths. That really would be expensive! Or am I a flag flying idiot?
How do you manage to make half term last 6 weeks, do they have space for 2 more boys?

 

[byron]

Too old for me mate. Is there a dowry with her? I am seeking to marry off my 29 year old son. He has moved back in with me having just sold his house and spent most of the day running around in his underpants waving the cheque at me and asking if I want to sniff it. The rest of the day he has spent raiding my fridge.

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[Guest]

Please forward son'e cheque for daughter to examine. She'll then decide whether to proceed or not. Apparantly depends on the size. She says size does matter.

 

[byron]

Guarding the cheque with his life and even had the cheek to nick a carton of my 82p a litre red wine to celebrate with. Like me he likes a quality wine, none of the old stuff for him. She can see what he looks like if she goes to www.education-jobs.co.uk and looks at the guy laying down, the one with the sunglasses.

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[c_j]

Dating Agency

Can we get back to the point please:

Rules, suggested dates, numbers, for dissorganised rally.

I know how Fred Drift felt now.



CJ
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[BarryD]

Well were up for it - boat ownership issue being resolved! Short person is below school age - so Colin M. reckons he would make great bait - trolling for fish I guess!

Barry D.

 

[paulineb]

Mr B and I would love to come (... leave it!!).

Pauline B

 

[Guest]

If there is any danger of this turning into a serious suggestion, then we're up for it, too.

 

[byron]

Better idea, have a Rally up the Thames and I will provide free moorings. Why should us lot traipse down to the biggest cess pool in the UK, namely the Solent.

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[paulineb]

Byron, we can't get past Windsor even if we remove the radar arch.

Pauline B

 

[byron]

Close your eyes, think of England and go for it, the bridge will do the rest.
What is your boat Pauline? I have a Princess 435 and I can just get under with the arch down. It is I admit hairy but I always have plenty of spare underwear on board.

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[paulineb]

It's a Riva SuperAmerica 48 and we've tried every which way to get under Windsor Bridge but it's definitely a no-no.

Pauline B

 

[Guest]

If it's half as well organised as the last one, we're up for it too. Should have the new boat by then (2005).

 

[markc]

Count me in...providing Byron dosen't make us go up the Thames!!

M

 

[Guest]

Aah but there's free deisel, desiel disel..... FUEL, from the tanker at the bottom of his garden.

 

[byron]

Most people who work in shoe shops a diesel fitters. They walk around the shops with a pair of shoes saying "deesel fit her"
I know I know, its a rotten gag but I had to get it off my chest.

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