Alpha22
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Dick and Bob worked together and both were laid off, so they went to the unemployment office.
When asked his occupation, Bob answered, "Panty Stitcher". "I sew the elastic onto lady's cotton panties." The clerk looked up panty stitcher. Finding it classified as unskilled labor, she gave him £300 a week unemployment pay.
Dick was asked his occupation. "Diesel fitter," he replied. Since diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Dick £600 a week. When Bob found out he was furious. He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay. The Clerk explained "Panty stitchers are unskilled and diesel fitters are skilled labor." "What skill?" yelled Bob. "I sew the elastic on the panties, Dick puts them over his head and says: "Yah, diesel fitter."
<hr width=100% size=1>Last weekend was shopping darling........ so this weekend is boating. (Duck!)
When asked his occupation, Bob answered, "Panty Stitcher". "I sew the elastic onto lady's cotton panties." The clerk looked up panty stitcher. Finding it classified as unskilled labor, she gave him £300 a week unemployment pay.
Dick was asked his occupation. "Diesel fitter," he replied. Since diesel fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Dick £600 a week. When Bob found out he was furious. He stormed back into the office to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay. The Clerk explained "Panty stitchers are unskilled and diesel fitters are skilled labor." "What skill?" yelled Bob. "I sew the elastic on the panties, Dick puts them over his head and says: "Yah, diesel fitter."
<hr width=100% size=1>Last weekend was shopping darling........ so this weekend is boating. (Duck!)