I don't think she comes in here often. MrB seems the practical boat owner, judging from his inspirational use of the kitchen for epoxy painting metalwork, while MrsB strikes me as the elegant figurehead. Serene in her loveliness gracing the foredeck of their stinkboat...
Having said that, I am sure someone will grass you up and you will surely come to a sticky end.... *g*
You're lucky! I've only ever bought one pair of 'proper' deck shoes .......DUBARIES.... (or however they spell their name). They were a disaster and disintegrated within about two years. I have cheapo shoes still going strong after 10 years.