Daftest Boat Name competitions?

[KenMcCulloch]

One of the local boats here in the upper Firth of Forth is 'Knot Sure'. The owner is a lovely bloke but imagine how we larfed during his recent involvement in a minor rescue. The VHF chat went roughly...

Knot Sure: "ForthCG this is Knot Sure. We have the casualty vessel in tow and are proceeding to Port Edgar, over"
CG: "Station calling Forth CG, can you give me the name of your vessel? Over."
KS: "Forth CG, Not Sure, Not Sure, over"
CG: "Station calling Forth CG, can you spell that for me, over?"

 

[misterg]

Meekatharra, a place with little water.

Welcome to Conwy.

There used to be a big (ish) mobo there called "Drill 'n' Fill"...

 

[WindyOut]

On something big, fast and noisy: 4Q