daft labels

[andyball]

A label on the helmsman's seat pedestal, fitted to a Crestliner 21' ( we might buy it) which takes up to a 215hp outboard.

"....Do not occupy if speed exceeds 5mph...."

eh?

 

[hlb]

I suggest you tell them to fit a new seat before buying!

Haydn

 

[David2452]

There's US Product liability laws for you, ours is emblazoned with the legend "Warning danger of serious injury or death from falling"

David

 

[BarryD]

I've got a t-shirt with "Do not invert - contents likely to spill" written on it.

 

[boatone]

Re: t shirt slogan correct.......

...........and the side of MV2 proves it.....!

TonyR
boatone@boatsontheweb.com

 

[hlb]

Seen on flavoured condom packet. "Whiskey flavoured.
Do not use whilst driving" !!

Haydn

 

[ari]

Theres that famous one on a packet of peanuts....

"May contain nuts"

Ari

 

[Piers]

What about Sainsbury's "6 thick sausages" and further down the packing, "Irish recipe"

Piers du Pre
MBM Cruising Club enthusiast

 

[billskip]

as should be tattoód on all new born baby girls..this product could seriously damage your wealth...

 

[Guest]

There's one on the bottle of distilled water I use for topping up the batteries. "Do not dilute"

 

[Col]

On a packet of sleeping pills " Do not drive or operate machinery as content may make you drowsy"

 

[Moose]

American Airlines packet of nuts:
INSTRUCTIONS: 'open packet, eat nuts'!

 

[Guest]

Label underneath the battery on an icom hand held radio
"Not to be used for emergency or distress situations"
If I ever break down in the path of a large oil tanker I guess I should stand on the deck and shout very loudly then!

 

[andyball]

Looking for a depth sounder to match the other American made dials on the Crestliner brought this up....

"The depth sounder is not to be used for
navigation or as a device to avoid grounding "