jimi
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Claymore\'s present in the house of trousers
Wonder what he left for Webcam? hmmmm
Wonder what he left for Webcam? hmmmm
Claymore's present in the house of trousers
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machurley22
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Re: Claymore\'s present in the house of trousers
A severely damaged wallet from the sounds of it.
A severely damaged wallet from the sounds of it.
claymore
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Partly a misunderstanding.
As we went to pay for the meals, the rather attractive and statuesque female of the species operating the beer dispenser said "Are either of you two Claymore or LongJohnSadler?" to which I responded yes and LJ said - "He's Claymore" She'd already fixed me with a rather languid and poignant glance making me think she was probably in the Hoos o' troosers when I was running the Cleit rock scenario.
"Mr Bowles said to treat you " says she -Thats fine said LongJohn and somehow engineered the hit for the full meal onto Webcams tab.
I was about to protest at the unfairness of the proposed hit but LJS being 6'21" and me being a tad less - he stood on my foot and stuffed his elbow into my gob.
As we went to pay for the meals, the rather attractive and statuesque female of the species operating the beer dispenser said "Are either of you two Claymore or LongJohnSadler?" to which I responded yes and LJ said - "He's Claymore" She'd already fixed me with a rather languid and poignant glance making me think she was probably in the Hoos o' troosers when I was running the Cleit rock scenario.
"Mr Bowles said to treat you " says she -Thats fine said LongJohn and somehow engineered the hit for the full meal onto Webcams tab.
I was about to protest at the unfairness of the proposed hit but LJS being 6'21" and me being a tad less - he stood on my foot and stuffed his elbow into my gob.
jimi
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Re: Partly a misunderstanding.
Wonder how many other little bald men also said yes when asked .. webcam's probably fed a small army of german tourists;-)
Wonder how many other little bald men also said yes when asked .. webcam's probably fed a small army of german tourists;-)
longjohnsadler
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Re: Partly a misunderstanding.
As it happened, Mr. Claymore was polite, well-behaved and generally kind to children and animals.
He was able to explain that previous questionable behaviour was uncharacteristic, and only due to falling in with a 'bad crowd', by whom he was influenced.
He also asked for 17 other instances to be taken into consideration.
As it happened, Mr. Claymore was polite, well-behaved and generally kind to children and animals.
He was able to explain that previous questionable behaviour was uncharacteristic, and only due to falling in with a 'bad crowd', by whom he was influenced.
He also asked for 17 other instances to be taken into consideration.
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