Christmas aboard a new yacht.Woman for dinner

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Haveing planed a trip to Elba for supplies the boat ready i foolishly put my phone on,there was an SMS and missed calls from Stella (swwbo)When i left i was sure we said ill be back around end January wx permitting?

She reminded me of what we said?Im sure woman hear things in another language?As it was i wondering just how id buy a new laptop and where id find £208 + £16p&p?Stella s logic was dont go to Elba and so save about 300€.Of course she had a point

I put the boat back on her place covered her,and made ready to return to a house ( so still, the view never changes)an sms Stella arriveing Toulon tommorow afternoon?OK! Sms sent i went by train to Toulon then by car (Stellas 2cv) to my (our) new yacht

I arrived and sat looking for a while at the new Yacht 9.25mx3m or (30.4x9.10) draft 1.40m (4foot 6inches!)

The wooden cockpit sides doted with black, pealed "varnish" where there had once been,the deck crazed, green and mold, black with pollution, the hull grey with black stripes where traffic pollution rain and hot summers hadnt improved her.At least the price had been affordable

I went aboard the electric heating was doing a good job,id changed the fan for a simple electric "heater" but rather large,i put it out and re connected the small fan heater,the bilge was dry the pump easly keeping it dry

I removed a plate that covered a hole once cut for a chimney put in a stainless tube about 2 1/2inch then my stainless chimney fule about 12inches and bought from a local bricomarché in that i put a super petrol blow lamp id found on a flee market,the burner pointing upwards,This going the small cabin walmed without shore power

I dropped my stern lines brought them aboard brought the anchor in then started the OB got the sails up, the main from a "swan" with the ripped bit cut off the genoa a light one id been given years ago and always served well the rotten halyards changed

The curse of the baltic following me i stopped the OB before i went deaf and broke (petrol at 1.32€ for only ONE liter) the sails drawing in the last of the NW breeze the rain falling i headed for Toulon.

I arrived, the capitanarie reminded me id promised to remove the boat,i said she was my new home,the powers that be looked and said, if i come along to the office theres a christmas drink providing your leaving!! Tomorrow?I asked?? Please!!? NO! you have to remove "that" boat by 17.00!

We drank very good wine although there was a wide choise donated during the year by visiters to the port,there were also "snackes" Smoked salmon on soft bread eggs salad sausage ham!!! A feast!

I left happy and walm to meet Stella when we got back i went at once below to start the heater,NO!!! i wont put one foot aboard and if you light that heater im going back at once!!!!Umm i thought?? I took the blow lamp out put in a wick parafin heater still she wasent pleased

We left cold and damp

Arriveing at Anteibes and tieing up at a borrowed place i began sanding while stella spayed the deck with ruhbarb concentrate(oxalic acid)It improved the deck but not the hull as the run off made it worse

She had sailed realy well far better than a Folkboat though more demanding of presence at the helm than the FB who always looked after me,finding her own way more often than the skipper.

As we were useing a place in port which has economicaly successful i flew my "Blue ensign" for which i have a warent,that i thought would justify my choice of liveaboard

Stella went of to buy surplies reminding me that we would work hard and drink water!Id just fitted a new manual bilge pump.These modern flat bilge bulb keel boats dont have storage space,Stellas reminder of a christmas with water made me think! I put a 20 liter container under the forward berth then lead the pipeing back to the cockpit manual bilge pump!!!I redirected to out put to the cockpit!

I set up the power and my borrowed laptop with qwert imposiable keyboard!!How anyone can use such a keyboard i dont know?You never have the key you think!

Stella reterned,as she arrived so did someone from another pontoon,he shouted at me "how dare you fly that flag"??he went on in very "British working class with authority school French or something he had picked up" Take it down! We said nothing,i stopped working, he said if you dont ill remove it!

I thought Stella wouldent mind if i poured a glass? I took a 5 liter plastic container and two glasses went forward and offered him a drink,i filled the plastic beekers with a very very good Menton Red!

It was very good i drank a centimeter to show just how good and refilled my beeker then again offered him a full one,he turned red and started shouting?He came aboard and went astern barging past me Stella picked up our short boat hook and told him to be polite

So far we had spoken French he went for our "Blue" broke off our flag staff and took it and our blue a real fat bully i told him in very clear English that not only was his attitude un festive but un British!!And demanded him to reten it at once and pay compensation

New rich!!

Not only dident the capitanerie do anything as hes better off than we.i dident get my Blue or staff back nor a penny,bullys rule today.

"I went along to a fellow memeber of our "lot" which can be found there to get a replacement given willingly!

Within the hour i was agian flying the falg!

I asked Stella why she decided to come down?

Today i made christmas dinner haveing sailed into a near bay to anchor we tried to tie up in Nice but the capitanerie came round and told us to leave!!Not before we had collected and bought for the season!

Woman are are unpredictable!!! At 10:05am i had just made a pot of tea poured a mug full hot and good!!(as its the 25th we came in again!!)Stella opened a bottle of champagne poured a glass for me!One hand my tea the other the wine!!

Confusion i drank the tea!Was Stella testing me??She drank hers! I made christmas dinner!! For this the new petrol blowlamp was permited to heat an "oven"Stella made tea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had fitted a new bilge pump thankfully id lead the intake to a 20 liter tank of Red under the forward bearths and the outlet id led into the cockpit!!My beeker full i enjoyed dinner with "water" rather than tea!

Flying our "blue" work in progress we were thrown out "In the morning before 6am)

We spent the evening in the old town.

Merry christmas everyone and a happy new year from economicaly challenged liveabord
 
Merry Christmas, sounds like things are starting to look up, apart from the bad temperred brit, /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
 
Thank you Trou for another wonderful 'Trou' story about liveaboard life and times!
Oh, and tribulations too with stroppy Brits...... /forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif

You said that "Stella picked up our short boat hook and told him to be polite" - that sounds very restrained in the circumstances - perhaps she should have told him where to go and encouraged him with said boothook...... /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

I am pleased to see that you are flying your blue duster again!
A Donf!
 
And red piped to the cockpit!

Still laughing ..

Happy Christmas and new year, oh and of course, new boat, T & S!!

S x
 
This morning began badly!Stella made tea she was up and about at 7am.She went up to the cockpit i was up faster than if id heard the sound of surf on a lea shore!

To late!!She put the handle in the bilge pump as we have a very slight leak.She went mad!Demanded to be shown the supply,she marked the level with a indelible marker.Then said things like "how could i" and dont you touch it today

Later haveing fully outline her (our) plan for healthy livening in 2008 of which water tea and coffee were mentioned often as were fruit vegetables and salad,how can anyone eat dead animals??She went to visit another boat

Hope you all had a very good Christmas day
 
Maybe I sort-of agree with Stella on the subject of dead animals, I totally agree re fruit and vegetables, especially fruit, especially grapes which have undergone transformation.
Make this clear to Stella - wine and chocolate are healthy eating options!
 
The "blue" is flown by all sorts aboard all types and sizes of boat,normally kept in good order.No doubt the sight of a French built boat looking as if it had been unloved gave the impression the blue dident belong being fat and from a mobo he dident look up or perhaps he left his bi- focals behind?

There are a few that imagin the blue is flown only on large boats owned by those that know best and dont speak to those economically challenged thus seeing a blue flown by someone facing desperate economic challenges on a daily basis gave cause to think it may have been flown by someone unauthorized to do so

i flew the blue as i was useing a place in a port which is the provence of those not faceing such economic challenges.

The other reason was that there were others flying the same blue in port who may not have known the boat.

The aggression may have been brought on by overindulgence frustration and being a bully and an overwhelming disire to be "seen"
 
I thought that the blue ensign could only be flown by ex-navy officers of above a certain rank or UK royalty. Perhaps somone with more knowledge on this matter will drop by soon.
 
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the blue ensign begs to ask why the australian flag is the blue ensign with the southern cross. i guess i should know the history of my own flag, but there you go /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif
 
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I thought that the blue ensign could only be flown by ex-navy officers of above a certain rank or UK royalty. Perhaps somone with more knowledge on this matter will drop by soon.

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Some clubs are entitled to use the Blue Ensign (sometimes defaced). There are strict rules applied to its use and teh priviledge can be withdrawn if abused - plus there are stiff fines for illegal use of ensigns (long standing laws due to privateers displaying "false colours" to get within range of enemy vessels)

The above link is complex & confusing. Try this one.
 
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