Captions please!

[Halcyon Yachts]

 

[sarabande]

Commander Bond, come in please, your time is up.

 

[OGITD]

Who told her to:

Park the car on the Jetty!?

 

[WestWittering]

"Told you you would need a spring on that"

Di

 

[[32511]]

Has he paid his mooring fees?

 

[gasdave]

She told me she'd parked it on the jetty!

 

[Niall1975]

Im sorry Madam, when we said 'parking available in the marina'. that's not quite what we meant

 

[Niall1975]

First thing you need to remember when you arrive at the marina is whether your in your car or your boat.

or

Thats not what i meant when i said put some water in your engine

or

I said 'Take the car to lunch' not 'Launch the car' !!!

 

[Downsman]

Glug! Soddin' Tom Tom

 

[aslabend]

so how long do I leave it to soak before it comes out white?

 

[silver-fox]

For Sale, family saloon, some flood damage, many extras including latest SATNAV accurate to 3 metres.

 

[Seajet]

Papa India 916,

come into berth Golf, set your fenders starboard side, low !

 

[WindyOut]

"As I say, sporty sailors bury their Genoa cars."

 

[david_bagshaw]

when I said park in the gap, I didn't mean that gap!

 

[david_bagshaw]

lympics latest.........




PI 916 almost strikes gold

 

[KREW2]

Why don't you reverse in? it makes getting out easier.

 

[laffinskip]

Cheeky bugger this is MY berth.

 

[Robby]

"Hello AutoRescue, I've got a bit of a problem with my car. I think the engine is flooded!"

 

[basil421]

Your hire car will be waiting for you at the berth

 

[arpege]

Is this what they call a CAR BOOT SAIL