Caption Competition

[cliff]

I'll start

"Honest, it was THIS big"
or
"Go away, you ain't putting that in here"
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“Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity”
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[thomshap]

" 'ello girls"

 

[squidge]

Look no hands!

 

[Cotillion]

"Fancy a Shag?" /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[Lakesailor]

Slightly off the thread. Is it drying it's wings or cooling down. There was a recent thread on this and I missed the answer. "Lost the thread"

 

[jimbouy]

"It was this big. It took two of us to haul it in."

 

[StephenSails]

I want to be a vampire!

 

[Ships_Cat]

Yes I asked - 'tis here..

Turned out that shags are more complicated than I expected.

John

 

[Stemar]

[ QUOTE ]
Turned out that shags are more complicated than I expected

[/ QUOTE ]They usually are.

The complications develop over a period of months.....and go on for years!

 

[jhr]

"My feathers were lovely and white until that b****y mobo started his engines up"!

 

[Lakesailor]

....and will finish with a double pike.

 

[Guest]

You aint taking a photo of my MOBO ..... !!!!

 

[cliff]

[ QUOTE ]
"My feathers were lovely and white until that b****y mobo started his engines up"!

[/ QUOTE ]Like it, like it, like it - the tears are running down my cheeks at the moment.
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[cliff]

Probably both drying its wings and cooling down (or trying to warm up /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif). The original photo was taken 15/Aug/2004.
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[colvic987]

'I wanna tell you a story'

 

[sailorman]

It was this big but it got away

 

[LadyInBed]

It\'s been said before but . . .

"What a way to spend Easter"
Me thinks I'm glad I'm not a Turkey.

 

[flaming]

Quick they're looking, disguse yourself as the angel of the north!

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

Damn, forgot to take the coathanger out of the jacket again....

 

[ChrisE]

Begorrah, where's jimi? He said was coming over and I've been waiting for six days to take his lines.