Caption Competition ...

[Peppermint]

"Now thats what I call a rudder Jimi". "It's secure too".

or

"I told you it was damp in the bilges".

or

"It's to fresh, It's eat me chips"

or

"Right I've got the bait"


or

"are you sure if I kiss it it'll turn into a handsome young skipper"


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[StugeronSteve]

"Gottle of Geer-Gottle of Geer"

<hr width=100% size=1>Think I'll draw some little rabbits on my head, from a distance they might be mistaken for hairs.

 

[jhr]

Spot the difference: Which one is the Old Trout?

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[Twister_Ken]

Welcome to MacFisheries

"I've found what was blocking the raw water intake"

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[graham]

Why dont we get a motoring cone like other people??

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[Rustyknight]

"I know raggies get lonely at night when they're on their own, but to keep this by your bunk ????????????????????"

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[StugeronSteve]

"Oh no. The b*****d's eaten jimi."

<hr width=100% size=1>Think I'll draw some little rabbits on my head, from a distance they might be mistaken for hairs.

 

[Sybarite]

Do you want it in whiting..??

John

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[Sybarite]

Sh hark... I'm hard of herring...

John

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[StugeronSteve]

"Get back in there and finish cleaning the keel, and less of your carping."

<hr width=100% size=1>Think I'll draw some little rabbits on my head, from a distance they might be mistaken for hairs.

 

[StugeronSteve]

"You don't want to listen to that Claymore love, he talks a right load of Pollocks."

<hr width=100% size=1>Think I'll draw some little rabbits on my head, from a distance they might be mistaken for hairs.

 

[Sybarite]

This is not the plaice...

John

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[Sybarite]

I'm not feeling brill. Quite eel in fact ... I think I've haddock... I need to see a sturgeon... Maybe though it'll bass..

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[Colin_S]

I think I saw this picture in the local paper last week along with the headline:

"Fish Comes Close Second In Local Gurning Competition"

(Runs to hide with jhr)



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[claymore]

Toe ra line.

Noo some o youse es just treading oan ice sae thin it wullnae ston yer weight. Apairt frae ra fact that LongJohnSilver is a big feller wi honds like shovels - an yer referrin tae his bride - ah happen tae hae a wee bitty o a soft spot fer ra lassie masel. Toe ra line, whilst ye still hae a gob fu' o teeth, er we'll be seekin tae gie some o' em a wee rattlin.

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[longjohnsilver]

Oi!!

You got the wrong longjohn, praps Mrs LJsadler would like a change/improvement? And if she likes seafood then I'm most definitely her man, just so long as she doesn't turn me into a fish as she seems to have done with LJsadler. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

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[powerskipper]

I thought you said it was a 40lb fish, dear,

Now what are the neighbourers going to eat?

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Julie

 

[Sybarite]

Look what I've caught - and wearing a hat too....

J.

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[plombier]

"I've told you before - don't hold me there - it makes my eyes water"

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[Kawasaki]

What,s my left arm doing? same smell probably!

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