Caption Competition ...

[ParaHandy]

.. prize to best entry ...
eg "(voice off) another and a few loaves please" or
"Hygiene Inspector shows court what was found in bilges of Claymore"

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[StugeronSteve]

"Look what I've just found in the kettle. Wish I was on that lovely Ben behind me"

<hr width=100% size=1>Think I'll draw some little rabbits on my head, from a distance they might be mistaken for hairs.

 

[BigLes]

I don't bother with seaweed anymore, I just hang this one out to get the weather forecast.

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[dralex]

If I anybody puts any more bloody fish in my oilies when I'm not looking, I'll kill them.

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[StugeronSteve]

Re: \"(voice off) another and a few....

.... caullies please"

<hr width=100% size=1>Think I'll draw some little rabbits on my head, from a distance they might be mistaken for hairs.

 

[Will_M]

Wayhay!!!

Look folks I've caught another one of the yachties from on top of the marina!!

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[StugeronSteve]

"You can put yer trousers back on Claysie, cause there's no way I'm sticking this poor thing up there!"

<hr width=100% size=1>Think I'll draw some little rabbits on my head, from a distance they might be mistaken for hairs.

 

[dralex]

Please please please slap me round the face with a wet fish- I lurve it and you haven't done it this week.

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[StugeronSteve]

"I'm sure I'll get your liferaft bracket out if I shake it enough"

<hr width=100% size=1>Think I'll draw some little rabbits on my head, from a distance they might be mistaken for hairs.

 

[janeK]

When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?"

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All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
JaneK

 

[KevB]

See this? You shout at me one more time and it's gonna end up where the sun doesn't shine!!!

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[BigLes]

Janie knew the theory of getting a transit bearing, but something was telling her this method wasn't quite right.

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[dralex]

Sing fish sing, or I'll drop you on the wee heed o' yours.

<hr width=100% size=1>Life's too short- do it now./forums/images/icons/wink.gif

 

[Beagle]

Two parts with the same smell.... one is in my right hand.. whats the other one?

<hr width=100% size=1>Climate is what you expect, weather is what you get

 

[Nauti Fox]

No dear,its definately you.

<hr width=100% size=1>No dear,the water goes in the other one.

 

[KevB]

I said "I fancied a skipper off of that fishing boat". You dummy!!

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[Nick_Pam]

And you told me it was the smell from my unwashed deck-shoes that was making you snore every night?????????

<hr width=100% size=1>Byeee...Gone Sailing!!!!

 

[StugeronSteve]

"I don't want to hear you taking the p**s out of Claysie's wetsuit figure again. It's not big and it's not clever"

<hr width=100% size=1>Think I'll draw some little rabbits on my head, from a distance they might be mistaken for hairs.

 

[Davy_S]

What sort of Pollack put this down the heads!

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[KevB]

Claymore, Can't we use a mast head wind direction indicator like everyone else?

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