can't take him anywhere NB

[deborahann]

can\'t take him anywhere NB

Yesterday went to a local music shop, mud on the floor, hlb thinks to himself who ever is causing that, music shop manager picks up the mud and glares at hlb, of course it s him. We sheepishly walk out.

After that we go for a walk, in clearing up after my dog, i get dirty hands, to wash them hlb suggests the only water around, his car screen washers. Great fun that, each time he pressed it, as he was parked so close to another car & is only leaning in to his car, it squirts him each time in the eye's. oh those hands did need some washing !!!

Day before that we went to Garstang, I am in my bank, hlb rushes in from another bank, he's only set the bin on fire outside barclays. As he was completing his transaction at Barclays, people rush in shouting "your bin's on fire !" at the mention of calling the fire brigade hlb, left quickly.

We are staying in today....


<hr width=100% size=1>deborah on delft.
Nothing to do with Mucky Farter or hlb in drag

 

[DepSol]

Re: can\'t takle him anywhere NB

ROFL

What a disaster. Dont go out on the boat with him this week for sure.

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[hlb]

Re: can\'t takle him anywhere NB

I was minding my own business filling in the payslip in barclays bank, when all of a sudden there was this big commotion. Bin On fire...Then some one mentioned the fire brigade. I kept my head down filling in the form../forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

Anyway this is a boaty thread. I wanted the music for my organ. I've got one of those intercom come loud hailer thingies on the boat, exept no loud hailer speaker. So I thought if I get one I can play Some where over the Rainbow whilst leaving Plymouth and argueing about where to go. I need a wizzy stick thingy incase a herd of raggies get in the way, then I can quickly switch to the Dam Busters. Now this would be a good time to release the red die from the holding tank just like the Red Arrows. Then course afterwards, it would be. For Those In Peril On The Sea!! Anyone think of anything else apropriate. Course I have thought of playing the organ live on the fly Bridge. But that might cause even more carnage../forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

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Haydn

 

[deborahann]

Re: can\'t takle him anywhere NB

talking of hlb's organ, this was sighted in a shop window went we last went boating

Im saying nothing....

deborah on delft.
Nothing to do with Mucky Farter or hlb in drag

 

[longjohnsilver]

Re: can\'t takle him anywhere NB

Down down by Staus Quo would seem appropriate.

And before you both hound me yes i am looking elsewhere, irons in the fire so to speak!!!

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[hlb]

Re: can\'t takle him anywhere NB

"irons in the fire so to speak!!! "
Dont look at mantel piece whilst stoking fire!!

<hr width=100% size=1> No one can force me to come here. I'm a volunteer!!.

Haydn

 

[boatone]

Re: can\'t takle him anywhere NB

I still remember the last time you played your organ in the open air...........

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[longjohnsilver]

Re: can\'t takle him anywhere NB

Well done B1, only he's a lot fatter now...............and much older!!

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[pissativlypossed]

Re: can\'t takle him anywhere NB

"We're Forever Blowing Bubbles" Appropriate on two counts. Let me know when you do the Red Arrows Jobby, I will put Blue Die in my Holding tank and follow you out to sea.

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