Call me stupid

[jonnyflybridge]

Call me stupid if you like but I've seen a lot of people refering to SWMBO,
What's it stand for and where can i purchase one?

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[Deleted User YDKXO]

She Who Must Be Obeyed and you can purchase mine for a camel and 2 secondhand fenders

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[BarryH]

OK Your stupid. ooh an SWMBO, cheap to aquire, but damn expensive to keep and run. Even more expensive if you decide to get rid of!

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[byron]

SWMBO's are found in most homes. They are always right, get niggled if you forget things like anniversaries, don't understand about having a jar with the boys, get the right 'ump if you look at crumpet, put nickynackynoos all over the house, insist you change your underwear, have zillions of pairs of shoes, trillions of clothes but nothing to wear and have umpteen dress rehearsals before going out and then wear the first thing they tried on.

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[mainshiptom]

I would not recommend to purchase one !

Maybe do a share on a second hand one ! Most of my friends are on a second or third one !

You can get some secondhand ones in very good condition, I wouldent go for more then 30 years old ones, Since you might find some faults??

Well maybe you are bettr off charting one ?

Tom

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[duncan]

only things in life with higher maintance costs than boats..................../forums/images/icons/smile.gif

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[Sybarite]

Can you exchange one of 40 for 2 of 20?

John

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[mainshiptom]

could you cope ?

With twin engines and trim tabs ?

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[Stingo]

Re: Triple \"F\" Rule

Stick to the triple "F" rule. If it floats, flies or fornicates, it's cheaper to rent it.

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[MedDreamer]

No need to buy one you can have mine if you want

Only joking darling (just in case she is looking in)

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[jon_bailey]

Re: Triple "F" Rule

I've tried two of the three, so I think I'll give the third a go.

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[TRH]

Hi I dont think you stupid, I been waiting for someone to ask the question. But Ive been waiting even longer for one person to give an answer.

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[paulineb]

Re: Triple \"F\" Rule

what about the 5'f' rule ?

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[Stingo]

Re: Triple \"F\" Rule

What would that be?

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[Observer]

Re: Five "F" Rule

effing rod, float and effing hook, effing line and effing sinker



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[Stingo]

Re: Five \"F\" Rule

That's not what PaulineB told me!

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