26 Jun 2007 #21 B BlueSkyNick Well-Known Member Joined 29 Apr 2003 Messages 11,766 Location Near a marina, sailing club and pub Visit site Lakesailor's attempt to save fuel was thwarted by the lack of wind .... coming out of the donkey.
26 Jun 2007 #22 MoodySabre Well-Known Member Joined 24 Oct 2006 Messages 17,760 Location Bradwell and Leigh-on-Sea Visit site You said "get a long shaft"
26 Jun 2007 #23 cliffordpope Well-Known Member Joined 28 Oct 2005 Messages 1,243 Location Pembrokeshire Visit site Eeyore couldn't remember where he had left his house - he began to suspect it had been moved.
26 Jun 2007 #24 B BlueSkyNick Well-Known Member Joined 29 Apr 2003 Messages 11,766 Location Near a marina, sailing club and pub Visit site Defending himself at Windermere Magistrate's Court, Lakesailor tried to claim that Muffin the Mule in a boat was not actually a sexual offence.
Defending himself at Windermere Magistrate's Court, Lakesailor tried to claim that Muffin the Mule in a boat was not actually a sexual offence.
26 Jun 2007 #25 ajt Well-Known Member Joined 21 Feb 2005 Messages 2,209 Location Hythe, Southampton onrisk.co.uk Ass plugs hole in sinking boat!
26 Jun 2007 #26 jhr Well-Known Member Joined 26 Nov 2002 Messages 20,256 Location Royston Vasey jamesrichardsonconsultants.co.uk British Leyland's marinised version of the Mini-Moke was not a commercial success.
26 Jun 2007 #27 landaftaf Well-Known Member Joined 19 Feb 2005 Messages 5,369 Visit site royal navy reviews its boarding party procedures after its latest gaff /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif
royal navy reviews its boarding party procedures after its latest gaff /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif
26 Jun 2007 #28 P PIGLETSDREAM Well-Known Member Joined 25 May 2004 Messages 681 Location Ashtead, (Office Heathrow Airport) Visit site That's the last time you pin the tail back on me.
26 Jun 2007 #29 Phoenix of Hamble Well-Known Member Joined 28 Aug 2003 Messages 20,966 Location East Coast mishapsandmemories.blogspot.com He was surprised to find that after the previous nights drinking session he definitely had a tender ass...
He was surprised to find that after the previous nights drinking session he definitely had a tender ass...
26 Jun 2007 #30 D douglas_family Well-Known Member Joined 30 Apr 2007 Messages 215 Location west sussex Visit site ....So i was under full sail and he was a power driven vessel ( i could hear his donkey clearly) yet this ASS just stood on...
....So i was under full sail and he was a power driven vessel ( i could hear his donkey clearly) yet this ASS just stood on...
26 Jun 2007 #32 Jonny_H Well-Known Member Joined 15 Aug 2006 Messages 1,554 Location Liveaboard - following the sun! www.freewebs.com Due to the overspend already incurred in the 2012 olympics the London organisers look to train cheaper umpires for the sailing and windsuring events.
Due to the overspend already incurred in the 2012 olympics the London organisers look to train cheaper umpires for the sailing and windsuring events.
26 Jun 2007 #33 H headrowe Active Member Joined 23 Jan 2007 Messages 49 Visit site Jesus??? Oh he left me and walked ashore!!
26 Jun 2007 #34 D douglas_family Well-Known Member Joined 30 Apr 2007 Messages 215 Location west sussex Visit site [ QUOTE ] Jesus??? Oh he left me and walked ashore!! [/ QUOTE ] /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
26 Jun 2007 #35 Twister_Ken Well-Known Member Joined 31 May 2001 Messages 27,584 Location 'ang on a mo, I'll just take some bearings Visit site Is this Braye Harbour?
26 Jun 2007 #36 Kilter Well-Known Member Joined 12 Jul 2005 Messages 9,508 Location Finesse 24 Port Dinorwic Visit site I say, isn't that Trevera25? /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
I say, isn't that Trevera25? /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
26 Jun 2007 #37 Rabbie Well-Known Member Joined 4 Jun 2001 Messages 3,895 Location East Sussex Visit site Knowing how stubborn Helga was when she didnt want to get out of the dory - all the crew could do was roll on the floor laughing their ass off.
Knowing how stubborn Helga was when she didnt want to get out of the dory - all the crew could do was roll on the floor laughing their ass off.
27 Jun 2007 #38 Sgeir Well-Known Member Joined 22 Nov 2004 Messages 14,792 Location Stirling s14.photobucket.com [ QUOTE ] I knew I should of stuck it out with that day job on Blackpool beach.... [/ QUOTE ]Aye, but do you know what thae donkeys get for lunch?
[ QUOTE ] I knew I should of stuck it out with that day job on Blackpool beach.... [/ QUOTE ]Aye, but do you know what thae donkeys get for lunch?
27 Jun 2007 #39 Jonny_H Well-Known Member Joined 15 Aug 2006 Messages 1,554 Location Liveaboard - following the sun! www.freewebs.com 15 minutes /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
27 Jun 2007 #40 raven Well-Known Member Joined 6 Sep 2004 Messages 4,849 Location Cheshire, England Visit site Gordon Ramsey was not going to be pleased when he saw what the apprentice chef had come up with as a variation on "MOULES mariniere"
Gordon Ramsey was not going to be pleased when he saw what the apprentice chef had come up with as a variation on "MOULES mariniere"