Boaty Caption Please

[Lakesailor]

 

[ChrisE]

So that will be a one horse power inboard?

 

[Athene V30]

Do I look like an ass stuck out here with no petrol or oars?

 

[sarabande]

The new "jacko" self-trimming sail system appears to be a bit short in area, but provides quite a kick

 

[Twister_Ken]

Jackadory.

 

[Jonny_H]

I know your stranded, but why the long face? /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[JackIron]

Its E-oar ......sorry...

 

[Seven Spades]

STOP PRESS

Yamaha launch new range of eco-friendly biomass outboard engines to replace the banned 2 stroke engines.

 

[StugeronSteve]

"When I told you to get yer ass in that dory and go and do some work, I meant......"

 

[Metabarca]

Apuleius felt he should have known better than to accept an invitation to a day's fishing with the lads.

 

[Jonny_H]

The plan of escape seemed fool proof ... but which ass forgot the kill cord!?

 

[gjbentley]

I knew I should of stuck it out with that day job on Blackpool beach....

 

[cliffordpope]

You can lead an outboard to water but you cannot make it start

 

[KevB]

Lakesailor's date waited patiently for him to arrive, looking forward to the promised romantic afternoon.

 

[Clyder]

Does my Ass look big in this ? /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

 

[jimi]

Hlb has enough of Harry so floats him off, worth a punt says our Irish Financial Advisor!

 

[DJE]

Ee-aaw't to know better than that.

 

[BlueSkyNick]

[ QUOTE ]
Does my Ass look big in this ? /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

[/ QUOTE ] /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[Blueboatman]

Eeyore's day out started so well but as the moaning and whinging rose, so the crew quietly slipped over the side one by one.....

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

He took the instruction to start the donkey too literally....