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[hlb]

Re: toot! toot! alls well that emswell

Bet Emswell wish he'd walked the dog instead too..../forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

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Haydn

 

[MainlySteam]

Re: toot! toot! alls well that emswell

Touche!

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[bountyboat]

Re: toot! toot! alls well that emswell

Not on your life - enjoyed every minute.

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[gonfishing]

Thought this may help

Technical Support Request Form
Due to a change in the company's operating procedures, all technical support requests will need to be initiated by first filling in the form below. When completed, place into the Information Management inbox (also known as the wastebasket).

COMPUTER PROBLEM SELF-REPORT FORM

1. Describe your problem: __________________________________________

2. Now, describe your problem accurately: __________________________

3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem: ________________

4. Problem Severity:
A. Minor ___ B. Minor ___ C. Minor ___ D. Trivial ___

5. Nature of the problem:
A. Locked Up ___ B. Frozen ___ C. Hung ___ D. Shot ___

6. Is your computer plugged in? Yes ___ No ___

7. Is it turned on? Yes ___ No ___

8. Have you tried to fix it yourself? Yes ___ No ___

9. Have you made it worse? Yes ___

10. Have you read the manual? Yes ___ No ___

11. Are you sure you've read the manual? Yes ___ No ___

12. Are you absolutely certain you've read the manual? No ___

13. Do you think you understood it? Yes ___ No ___

14. If 'Yes', then why can't you fix the problem yourself? __________

15. How tall are you? Are you above this line? ____________________

16. What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem occurred? ___________________________________________________

17. If 'nothing', explain why you were logged in: ___________________

18. Are you sure you aren't imagining the problem? Yes ___ No ___

19. How does this problem make you feel? ___________________________

20. Tell me about your childhood: ___________________________________

21. Do you have any independent witnesses of the problem?
Yes ___ No ___

22. Can't you do something else, instead of bothering me? Yes ___

thought this may help


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[BarryH]

Re: toot! toot! alls well that emswell

Is this still going on! Jeeze. Think I've made my mind up. I'm on emswell's side of the fence. There's too much non boaty rubbish posted on this forum, the old guard should retire and the instigators should be publicly flogged or something. Its just not cricket.

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[hlb]

Re: toot! toot! alls well that emswell

I'm with you on this one. Get rid of the old guard and let us nebies have our say. Here here!!

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Haydn

 

[BrendanS]

Re: toot! toot! alls well that emswell

We've already got rid of the old guard. tcm rarely posts, nor does ccscott, nor Byron, nor Pauline, nor many many many others

Long live the revolution! Bloodless coupe.

So, now us newbies have taken over, what we gonna do?

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[hlb]

Re: toot! toot! alls well that emswell

Go on. Tell me????

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Haydn

 

[BrendanS]

Re: toot! toot! alls well that emswell

Run round like headless chickens? Post lots of jokes? Make the best of it? Invite them all back? Spread socialism so we are all equal no matter how many posts we've made?

Sod it, lets just carry on posting, otherwise there'd be no forum

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[hlb]

Re: toot! toot! alls well that emswell

Maybe need a sckool for newbies, Kim could be headmaster wit TCM as principle of the tact and decorum facility. Coliholic would be health and safety officer and Pauline the vicar, also in charge of family planning proceedures.

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Haydn