Callum,
'Er indoors has already started on the "we can go on holiday somewhere" that was one of the first things she said when I came back from finalising the sale, we'll make a fine pair bionic pensioners, her having her hips replaced twice and me as the newbie hip replacee, I think I know what's in her head, but you know wimmin, when you have an idea that you starting to get to grips with how their brain works, they immediately say something to crush that thought, there was mention of a couple of weeks in a floating steel block of flats, which has zero appeal for me, we live on top of the cruise ship capital of the UK and just the thought of getting on one of those things makes me feel ill, wondering endlessly day after day from one restaurant to another grazing like sheep for two weeks and return to Southampton weighing 5 stone more than when you left, and 7 or 8k short in my wallet, no thanks.
Martin,
I'm guessing you are implying a camper van, caravan, that has about the same appeal as the steel flats idea, driving down to Sandy Balls camp site to park the van next to all the other vans, for all their faults, Clarkson and co have got that one sussed, all caravan should be forced off the road using a 5 ton wrecking ball, anyway, what ever people have called me in the past, it was never a pikey git, I've been called things a lot worse, but not a pikey.
