Boater Banned From DIY Store

[Roy]

Just heard on radio that a chap has ben banned from visiting any branch of B & Q. An assistant allegedly asked the chap if he would like decking, and so our man decided there and then to get the first punch in!!

<hr width=100% size=1>What does this mean then?

 

[tcm]

aha. Now, this is the sort of very boaty posting the forum needs!

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[Andrew_Fanner]

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<hr width=100% size=1>Two beers please, my friend is paying.<P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1>Edited by kimhollamby on 12/11/2004 06:44 (server time).</FONT></P>

 

[Bejasus]

also a problem at a car workshop where a young woman asked if she could have her body touched up.

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[mjf]

Thats the job of the manager of haberdashery at Harrods.

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[MedDreamer]

<font color=blue>Post removed by Kim, too much for my sensitive eyes at this time of the morning</font color=blue>


<hr width=100% size=1>Living the dream<P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1>Edited by kimhollamby on 12/11/2004 06:45 (server time).</FONT></P>

 

[White_Lady]

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[MedDreamer]

Hi Phil. How are you?

If that doesn't get Kim's blue pencil out i'll be amazed

When are you buying a smaller boat and coming back to Alcudia? Its not the same without you - I've got to buy my own beer now!

Regards to you and Gill

Martyn





<hr width=100% size=1>Living the dream

 

[White_Lady]

Hi Martyn

hope your leg is better!
Well here we are in Tomas Maestre,La Manga.It Ain't Alcudia that's for sure.But at a third the price it was worth a try.The marina is nice,not many swindleries ,but quite a number of eating houses.Have tried most of the ones open and they are average! Only hoping that the seasonal ones are better when they open.
It looks a great cruising area for small to medium size boats, with fish restaraunts on the small islands within the lagoon to visit.
I am over there Dec 1st for a few days with a pal and have told Gill that i NEED to go to antifreeze and wrap up pipework !
By the way,when we reached mainland from Mallorca, i discovered that after replacing some seacocks for me before my departure ,our friend JP had forgotten to re-attach my aft head outlet pipe ( the messy end ) to the outside and had left it draining into my bilge!

Hope this finds you well!

Phil& Gill

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[Dave_Snelson]

Like our man from Wigan...

Posh guy in a roller stops in the middle of Wigan to ask a local chap with flat cap and whippets "I say old chap, is there a B&Q in Wigan"?

Man with flat cap replies "Well I'm shooer there's a W and mebee a G - but I'm not reet shooer abaht a B&Q"

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[Lilteenskiperjo]

Hello Phil,
I got back from La Manga on Tuesday, well i was acctually staying in a town called Los Netos across the lagoon but spent most of are time in LA Manga. The main reson for the holiday was to veiw a ,new to us, boat we intrested in, in Aquadiluce or somthing like that, excuse the spelling if its wrong hehe.

<hr width=100% size=1>Spirt de la mer ! ;-)