Boat Versus Wife

[Das_Boot]

I have often wondered which is prettier my boat or my wife. Untill now it has allways been my wife but I am finding as I get older the Boat is begining to win.
Is there something wrong with me or does this happen to other people as well.

 

[ShipsWoofy]

No. It's just you.

Weirdo!
/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[Das_Boot]

If you see my boat you might not think so.

 

[ShipsWoofy]

ok then, lets see her

 

[Das_Boot]

I am trying to work out how to get a picture inserted here. Maybe a picture of my wife would be easier.

 

[Beagle]

Post em both.... perhaps create a poll to get a final answer????

 

[ShipsWoofy]

If you look in my sig you will see a tutorial, it will walk you through it

 

[Das_Boot]

I see it (tutor) I will have a look. Maybe I better leave the picture thing, dont want to scare anyone. The poll idea is tempting though.
I will look for a picture that casts them both in an equaly good light. I dont want to be unfair to either of them.

 

[Rustyknight]

P'raps both of them in a boatyard, wrapped up in polythene? /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

 

[Das_Boot]

The boats a bit big for that and my wife might not agree.

 

[Gunfleet]

Fair's fair though. If the boat's in the buff, the wife has to be too. Equally, if the wife's in her best frock, we expect to see the boat draped in fetching pale green tarpaulins.

 

[Das_Boot]

Does paint count. I am thinking of the practicalities of getting my wife to undress for the camera or dressing the boat. I am off down to the boat this afternoon and will pose them together. Due to the weather it is going to have to be fully clothed. Hope my lens has a wide enough angle to get them both into the shot.

 

[Beagle]

Is your wife that big??? /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif

 

[Rustyknight]

That might explain the first post in this thread.... /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif

 

[claymore]

I trust your wife doesn't scuttlebutt then?

 

[Das_Boot]

If you meen reading this forum, I hope not, otherwise as the last two posts suggest my life might be in danger.

 

[jimi]

Das_Boot, I never knew my wife read stuff on here until I came home one evening and was flattened as I opened the door. Fortunately SWMO as well as being extremely intelligent, beautiful,witty has also a sweet and forgiving nature. My thoughts are with you!

 

[MedDreamer]

I never thought that i would never come across anything as expensive to maintain as SWMBO, but then I bought a boat....................................

 

[Deleted member 478]

Is this your wife

If this is your wife, stick with the boat

 

[jimi]

Lose the B in SWMBO

noticed I lost the B in SWMBO .. as soon as it happened I felt free, emancipated and a real man again. Go on everybody "Burn your B's and stand up for men's rights"