Boat Versus Wife

[Das_Boot]

I hope my various references to her cannot be misconstrued as disparaging in any way. It certainly was not meant that way and I apologise in anticipation. Is there some way to retract the post if not perhaps I should post the pictures and be damned. Maybe with the weight of public opinion behind me I might save myself.
By the way she is a lot shorter than the boat.

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

Re: Lose the B in SWMBO

Ok...... I'm up for it.....

HWMO...... awhhhh shi*******t

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

Re: Lose the B in SWMBO

I'm trying... it just doesn't work.....

 

[Das_Boot]

Re: Lose the B in SWMBO

I was going to opologise in anticipation of her reading this forum untill Remembered I have never actualy seen her read anything. By the way she is shorter than the boat.

 

[Das_Boot]

Re: Lose the B in SWMBO

PLEASE SEE STINGO'S POST ON MY BEHALF.

 

[FullCircle]

I don't have a wife, but I nearly have 2 boats and a partner whose sole aim has been for me to fulfil my dream of having a new boat. Job done. As we are pretty much both a similar size and shape we bought a boat which reflects our prettiness. Sleek viewed from the front, acceptable side view, stumpy masthead rig and a fat arse. We couldn't get it delivered in flecked grey. They are both wondrous to me.

There, thats enough Brownies for the season, I 'm off down the pub now.


Jim

 

[oldharry]

Dont have to repaint the wife as often the boat.... both a bit tubby... and both goers given the right conditions. Both cost a lot of money to run.

Hmm, difficult one....

 

[trouville]

Woman!!!! i said she can have a house on a Finish sea, she knows that i want a Folkboat,i can sail the baltic she can do her garden, when i tell her ive bought a boat she goes into low earth orbit!! to small, no head room, no engin!! and wood---my god what next, Woman

 

[Birdseye]

Re: Lose the B in SWMBO

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I was going to opologise in anticipation of her reading this forum untill Remembered I have never actualy seen her read anything. By the way she is shorter than the boat.

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But which has the greater beam?

 

[pessimist]

I would dearly love to reply to this post but I know SWMO reads this forum and I'm not that brave.

Edited 'cos I'm illiterate.