janeK
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Blonde Joke NB
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mirabriani
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That was good!
cameronke
Active member
Very profound!
Cameron
Cameron
Kleverken
New member
A Virtual joke ??
capt_courageous
New member
Best I never read.
davel
Active member
Never saw that punch line coming - excellent /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
Rorge
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What he meant to say was- A bloke walked into a room and saw three blonde women jumping up and down and squealing and generally looking very excited. As he knew one of them, he went across and asked her what was going on.
We are so thrilled, she said, we've been working on a puzzle and we've solved it and it only took us 150 days!
And it says '3 to 5 years' on the box!!
We are so thrilled, she said, we've been working on a puzzle and we've solved it and it only took us 150 days!
And it says '3 to 5 years' on the box!!
Cobra
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Two Blondes walk into a building
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You would have thought one of them would have seen it!
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You would have thought one of them would have seen it!
mirabriani
New member
Blondes!
Must be true
Reminds me of a story.......
Shortly after I moved to Romney Marsh, my
daughters decided to "go blond"
One day I told them "I have just been asked to join
the Romney Marsh Mountain Rescue Team"
They believed me!
Regards Briani
Must be true
Reminds me of a story.......
Shortly after I moved to Romney Marsh, my
daughters decided to "go blond"
One day I told them "I have just been asked to join
the Romney Marsh Mountain Rescue Team"
They believed me!
Regards Briani
snowleopard
Active member
my (blonde) daughter has recently gone back to uni to do a master's. she has dyed her hair dark. needless to say she gets a lot of comments about 'artificial intelligence'. will let you know if it worked at graduation time /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif
Stemar
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Re: Romney Marsh Mountain Rescue Team
I don't know about Romney Marsh, but there's a little village on a pimple overlooking the Cambridge Fens - I think it's Pidley, but not sure, with adverts up for the Pidley (or whatever) Mountain Rescue Team.
It's a variation on the Rotary Club theme.
I don't know about Romney Marsh, but there's a little village on a pimple overlooking the Cambridge Fens - I think it's Pidley, but not sure, with adverts up for the Pidley (or whatever) Mountain Rescue Team.
It's a variation on the Rotary Club theme.
jhr
Well-known member
Romney Marsh
Thort he was the ex-foootballer who got booted off Sky Sport for making off-colour jokes about Newcastle supporters?
But then, my hair is rather fair...............
Thort he was the ex-foootballer who got booted off Sky Sport for making off-colour jokes about Newcastle supporters?
But then, my hair is rather fair...............
jimi
Well-known member
Re: Romney Marsh
Hardly off colour ... cos the wave of support was from the black and white Neukie Broons shoorely
Hardly off colour ... cos the wave of support was from the black and white Neukie Broons shoorely
janeK
Member
here it is, only just realised it hadn't posted been busy working
as for your comments........ cruel........ so cruel
I decided I needed a few days off and realized I’d ran out of holiday time already.
I figured the best way to get the Boss to send me home was to act a little crazy. I figured he'd think I was burning out and give me some time off.
I went into work early the other day and began hanging upside down from the ceiling.
Just then one of my blonde co-workers came in and asked me what I was doing.
"Shh," I said, "I'm acting crazy to get a few days off. I'm a light bulb."
A second later the Boss walked by and asked me what I was doing. "I'm a light bulb!" I exclaimed.
"You're going crazy," he said. "Take a few days off."
With that, I jumped down and started walking out.
The blonde started following me and the Boss asked where she was going.
"I can't work in the dark," she said.
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as for your comments........ cruel........ so cruel
I decided I needed a few days off and realized I’d ran out of holiday time already.
I figured the best way to get the Boss to send me home was to act a little crazy. I figured he'd think I was burning out and give me some time off.
I went into work early the other day and began hanging upside down from the ceiling.
Just then one of my blonde co-workers came in and asked me what I was doing.
"Shh," I said, "I'm acting crazy to get a few days off. I'm a light bulb."
A second later the Boss walked by and asked me what I was doing. "I'm a light bulb!" I exclaimed.
"You're going crazy," he said. "Take a few days off."
With that, I jumped down and started walking out.
The blonde started following me and the Boss asked where she was going.
"I can't work in the dark," she said.
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StugeronSteve
New member
Still think your first one (the post modern, minimalist, ironic, gag) was best.
cameronke
Active member
What colour of hair do you have Jane /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif
Regards
Cameron
Regards
Cameron
Sybarite
Well-known member
"Get your bikini out" the blonde said to her friend. "It's going to be 30° this weekend.
15° Saturday and 15° Sunday...."
15° Saturday and 15° Sunday...."
AndCur
Member
I am shocked a blonde can add!!!
FullCircle
Well-known member
One day I told them "I have just been asked to join
the Romney Marsh Mountain Rescue Team"
and back in the 70s I had a tee shirt of it. I also married a New Romney girl, but I never held it against them afterward.
the Romney Marsh Mountain Rescue Team"
and back in the 70s I had a tee shirt of it. I also married a New Romney girl, but I never held it against them afterward.
janeK
Member
Don't even start going down that road..................
The text was there when I previewed it as I spellchecked it - must have got lost in transfer / posting not my fault at all
The text was there when I previewed it as I spellchecked it - must have got lost in transfer / posting not my fault at all