Blonde Joke NB

What he meant to say was- A bloke walked into a room and saw three blonde women jumping up and down and squealing and generally looking very excited. As he knew one of them, he went across and asked her what was going on.
We are so thrilled, she said, we've been working on a puzzle and we've solved it and it only took us 150 days!

And it says '3 to 5 years' on the box!!
 
Blondes!
Must be true
Reminds me of a story.......

Shortly after I moved to Romney Marsh, my
daughters decided to "go blond"
One day I told them "I have just been asked to join
the Romney Marsh Mountain Rescue Team"

They believed me!

Regards Briani
 
my (blonde) daughter has recently gone back to uni to do a master's. she has dyed her hair dark. needless to say she gets a lot of comments about 'artificial intelligence'. will let you know if it worked at graduation time /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif
 
Re: Romney Marsh Mountain Rescue Team

I don't know about Romney Marsh, but there's a little village on a pimple overlooking the Cambridge Fens - I think it's Pidley, but not sure, with adverts up for the Pidley (or whatever) Mountain Rescue Team.

It's a variation on the Rotary Club theme.
 
Re: Romney Marsh

Hardly off colour ... cos the wave of support was from the black and white Neukie Broons shoorely
 
here it is, only just realised it hadn't posted been busy working
as for your comments........ cruel........ so cruel

I decided I needed a few days off and realized I’d ran out of holiday time already.

I figured the best way to get the Boss to send me home was to act a little crazy. I figured he'd think I was burning out and give me some time off.

I went into work early the other day and began hanging upside down from the ceiling.

Just then one of my blonde co-workers came in and asked me what I was doing.

"Shh," I said, "I'm acting crazy to get a few days off. I'm a light bulb."

A second later the Boss walked by and asked me what I was doing. "I'm a light bulb!" I exclaimed.

"You're going crazy," he said. "Take a few days off."

With that, I jumped down and started walking out.

The blonde started following me and the Boss asked where she was going.

"I can't work in the dark," she said.

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"Get your bikini out" the blonde said to her friend. "It's going to be 30° this weekend.





15° Saturday and 15° Sunday...."
 
One day I told them "I have just been asked to join
the Romney Marsh Mountain Rescue Team"

and back in the 70s I had a tee shirt of it. I also married a New Romney girl, but I never held it against them afterward.
 
Don't even start going down that road..................


The text was there when I previewed it as I spellchecked it - must have got lost in transfer / posting not my fault at all
 
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