ccscott49
Well-Known Member
Doesnt work for me either, image not found.
Birds that crap on your decks..
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ccscott49
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Steady!! You are being very offensive, Jimi is a friend of mine and I dont like your tone atall, uneccessary. IMHO.
I think you might find that Mr. Plod doesnt have the faintest idea about what constitutes a protected species, nor the seasons for shooting game or vermin, he barely knows the simple laws he is meant to uphold, without checking the reference books, or lawyers.
I think you might find that Mr. Plod doesnt have the faintest idea about what constitutes a protected species, nor the seasons for shooting game or vermin, he barely knows the simple laws he is meant to uphold, without checking the reference books, or lawyers.
landaftaf
Well-Known Member
there is a belief that seagulls are drowned sailors ....... but please note I am not of that ilk.
ccscott49
Well-Known Member
Really need "birdshitpreventer"
Kilter
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That's my opinion of vectras too!
bobgosling
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Seagulls ( and Starlings ) or on the Home Office Open License list, meaning that anyone may kill them at any time. So start blasting the bu99gers !
Caveat : You do need to make sure you don't scare the neighbours ...
Caveat : You do need to make sure you don't scare the neighbours ...
Lakesailor
Well-Known Member
Bad Link to Guano Photo
Sorry about the link that doesn't work. Even copy/pasting doesn't work now.
Sorry about the link that doesn't work. Even copy/pasting doesn't work now.
claymore
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OK Serious answer
People say those large Hawk/Eagle Owl things sat on the spreader seem to work.
Casual observations would indicate that CD's strung out along the length of the boat seem to work for a while at least.
I guess this is the worst time of year as the birds eat the ripening berries. We were once moored very close to a Sloe tree which was fairly horrendous until we beat them to it by picking the berries and turning them into Sloe Gin.
As far as cleaning goes, the best stuff I ever found was some dairy cleaner which was inexpensive and very effective.
There - thread repaired and sensible answer given.
People say those large Hawk/Eagle Owl things sat on the spreader seem to work.
Casual observations would indicate that CD's strung out along the length of the boat seem to work for a while at least.
I guess this is the worst time of year as the birds eat the ripening berries. We were once moored very close to a Sloe tree which was fairly horrendous until we beat them to it by picking the berries and turning them into Sloe Gin.
As far as cleaning goes, the best stuff I ever found was some dairy cleaner which was inexpensive and very effective.
There - thread repaired and sensible answer given.
ccscott49
Well-Known Member
Re: Bad Link to Guano Photo
No probs, seen enough guano to last me a lifetime, you should see it on some of the rocks in the pacific!!
No probs, seen enough guano to last me a lifetime, you should see it on some of the rocks in the pacific!!
Kilter
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OK Serious answer
People say those large Hawk/Eagle Owl things sat on the spreader seem to work.
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People may indeed say however I have seen all sorts of birds lined up on the spreader next to them somay be a bit limited!
OK Serious answer
People say those large Hawk/Eagle Owl things sat on the spreader seem to work.
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People may indeed say however I have seen all sorts of birds lined up on the spreader next to them somay be a bit limited!
Lakesailor
Well-Known Member
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People say those large Hawk/Eagle Owl things sat on the spreader seem to work.
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People say those large Hawk/Eagle Owl things sat on the spreader seem to work.
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claymore
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Oh well - another good theory stuffed.
It must have been a very brave gull though that perched there first. Wonder if they were playing chicken?
It must have been a very brave gull though that perched there first. Wonder if they were playing chicken?
jimi
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Actually I think its avery brave owl cos there more of them than there is of him!
tcm
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i know that this has been a problem for you for several seasons, so after about 4 minutes thinking about it, i posted on the pbo forum: it's far too good an idea for one of your threads...
jimi
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Look you, my threads are as guid as yours.. in fact judging by the red coat, often better!
Sgeir
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Ain\'t Nobody Here............
............ But Us Chickens
One night farmer Brown,
Was takin' the airs,
Locked up the barnyard
With the greatest of care
Down in the henhouse
Somethin' stirred
When he shouted "Who's there?"
This is what he heard:
There ain't nobody here but us chickens
There ain't nobody here at all
So calm yourself,
And stop your fuss
There ain't nobody here but us
We chickens tryin' to sleep,
And you butt in
And hobble, hobble hobble hobble
With your chin
There ain't nobody here but us chickens
There ain't nobody here at all
You're stompin' around
And shakin' the ground,
You're kickin' up an awful dust
We chicken's tryin' to sleep
And you butt in
And hobble, hobble hobble hobble
It's a sing
Tomorrow
Is a busy day
We got things to do
We got eggs to lay
We got ground to dig
And worms to scratch
It takes a lot of settin'
Gettin' chicks to hatch
There ain't nobody here but us chickens
There ain't nobody here at all
So quiet yourself,
And stop your fuss
There ain't nobody here but us
Kindly point that gun,
The other way
And hobble, hobble hobble of and
Hit the hay
Tomorrow
Is a busy day
We got things to do
We got eggs to lay
We got ground to dig
And worms to scratch
It takes a lot of settin'
Gettin' chicks to hatch
There ain't nobody here but us chickens
There ain't nobody here at all
So quiet yourself,
And stop your fuss
There ain't nobody here but us
Kindly point that gun,
The other way
And hobble, hobble hobble of and
Hit the hay
"Hey boss man
What do ya say?"
It's easy pickens,
Ain't nobody here but us chickens
............ But Us Chickens
One night farmer Brown,
Was takin' the airs,
Locked up the barnyard
With the greatest of care
Down in the henhouse
Somethin' stirred
When he shouted "Who's there?"
This is what he heard:
There ain't nobody here but us chickens
There ain't nobody here at all
So calm yourself,
And stop your fuss
There ain't nobody here but us
We chickens tryin' to sleep,
And you butt in
And hobble, hobble hobble hobble
With your chin
There ain't nobody here but us chickens
There ain't nobody here at all
You're stompin' around
And shakin' the ground,
You're kickin' up an awful dust
We chicken's tryin' to sleep
And you butt in
And hobble, hobble hobble hobble
It's a sing
Tomorrow
Is a busy day
We got things to do
We got eggs to lay
We got ground to dig
And worms to scratch
It takes a lot of settin'
Gettin' chicks to hatch
There ain't nobody here but us chickens
There ain't nobody here at all
So quiet yourself,
And stop your fuss
There ain't nobody here but us
Kindly point that gun,
The other way
And hobble, hobble hobble of and
Hit the hay
Tomorrow
Is a busy day
We got things to do
We got eggs to lay
We got ground to dig
And worms to scratch
It takes a lot of settin'
Gettin' chicks to hatch
There ain't nobody here but us chickens
There ain't nobody here at all
So quiet yourself,
And stop your fuss
There ain't nobody here but us
Kindly point that gun,
The other way
And hobble, hobble hobble of and
Hit the hay
"Hey boss man
What do ya say?"
It's easy pickens,
Ain't nobody here but us chickens
LittleShip
Well-Known Member
Julie,
Hmmmm i like it!
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Hmmmm i like it!
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Kilter
Well-Known Member
QED...my point exactly! /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif
