Bidet on a boat ?

[Wansworth]

She really didn’t want to go yachting with you…..?..

 

[mjcoon]

Funny how I have never seen a bidet on a French yacht (built or owned).

I'm sure the first time I encountered the "footprint" style of basic toilet was in France...

 

[Dellquay13]

You could probably sell tickets for the event

An event on the new Gladiator series

 

[Chiara’s slave]

It would be either a two person task, or you would need very long arms with the length of the average jet wash lance.

I fail to see the problem. Would you not be willing to help the young lady in her struggles?

 

[Dellquay13]

I fail to see the problem. Would you not be willing to help the young lady in her struggles?

I have heard whispers of websites being somewhat specialist in such watersporting

 

[Humblebee]

Whatever you finally decide upon, please keep us updated, ideally with photos!

 

[Slowtack]

Fresh or saline?

 

[Poignard]

 

[Chiara’s slave]

That’s an interesting side hustle, Poignard

 

[Snowgoose-1]

The Japanese have solved this problem years ago why we have to use up so many trees and lug great packs of toilet rolls is a mystery

Good point .
The demise of shiny toilet was a bummer though.
Anyone tried to make a tune with Andrex and a comb. ?

 

[Snowgoose-1]

Fixed

Very good. With the British climate I would probably boil a kettle first.

 

[Snowgoose-1]

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I think Jabsco do a marine version but is the same as above but costs £50.46.

 

[Frank Holden]

Just fit a bum gun in the head
The Bum Gun, a Beginner's Guide, 'Cos Toilets in Asia Ain't Easy

 

[Wansworth]

 

[rotrax]

Three Fs?

You f*'"'ed her
She f*'"ed off
The she f*'"ed you over?

No-"If it Flies, Floats or F#### it's cheaper to rent it!"

Similar vein " If it has Tits or Wheels it's trouble!"

 

[rotrax]

I heard from a club member how his Jabsco turned into a Bidet when his boat fell off a wave!

His other half still bears a grudge.......................

 

[Chiara’s slave]

I heard from a club member how his Jabsco turned into a Bidet when his boat fell off a wave!

His other half still bears a grudge.......................

Rule no.1, make sure you flush properly. Then at least it’s just cold and salty.

 

[Sandy]

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Will this fit in a standard Jabsco sea toilet? Asking for a friend...

 

[Poignard]

Will this fit in a standard Jabsco sea toilet? Asking for a friend...

Dunno. We don't own one.

We have a round plastic washing up bowl which, together with a sponge and a kettle of hot water, does just as well.

The bowl fits perfectly into the Jabsco bog.

 

[Snowgoose-1]

Just remove the depth sounder when required

The concept definitely has value.
Just wondering if the paddle wheel log might be better adapted.

One could even do some constructed maintenance whilst performing by cleaning the annoying paddle wheel . Finishing off with a refreshing blast of cold salt water would be great and sits in nicely with Victorian values of punishing oneself for being a human and having to go there in the first place.