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[Lakesailor]

 

[gandy]

I don't believe it, a man ironing.

 

[Lakesailor]

I'll get the creases out of this main if it kills me,,,,,,

 

[ValleyForge]

And don't forget me socks need darning too ...

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

Bob was determined not to let his chores get in the way of his sailing....

 

[Sixpence]

The final proof of mans ability to multi task

 

[Lakesailor]

When I said tidy the sheets.......

 

[Richard10002]

SWMBO said I had to do the ironing.... but she didnt say where!

 

[Blueboatman]

A steamy love affair with sailing..

 

[ValleyForge]

Look I know you said you want to get the spinnaker out but will you get the *ffing crease right on that *ffing collar first.

 

[jamesjermain]

Caught in irons

 

[jamesjermain]

I said 'raise the centreboard, not ironing board!'

 

[Lakesailor]

No. I told you I was an accomplished boardsailor.

 

[jamesjermain]

'Ready about...'

 

[Rabbie]

To get out of the house, Horace pleaded that he had pressing commitments.

 

[duncan]

OK my sail trimming's crap, I can't helm for toffees and I'm slow to the bar ..............but now will you invite me back?

 

[Genie]

No no, I said your shirt looked a little Dingey, not Dinghy!

 

[Jonnysailboat]

...but on developing the photograph; the ghostly image of the skippers late wife could just be made out...

 

[polantom]

...and as soon as that jib's dry you can get it ironed too...

 

[Rabbie]

Helmsman - 'And when you've finished that you can make us both a cup of tea - and don 't forget the bickies'.