Bernard's at it again!!

[longjohnsilver]

Bernard\'s at it again!!

I see from MBY our old favourite Bernard Matthews has taken a break from his turkey/leopard farm to tell us all about the delights of Marseilles.

But if this is the Bernard we all know and love, what's happened to the humour content, or have IPC well and truly edited the article. Also what's all this about anything more than a 35' boat being something of a big fish (shouldn't that be cat?).

We also have piccies, on page 145, the one with the fish, is that Mr Matthews in disguise wearing his flat cap? And the one on the opposite page, surely that little fishing boat is towing the sailing boat. But why, when he has all his sails up!!

And how can you sleep in that marina when there appear to be spotlights shining on all the boats?

Bernard, please reveal all (which should please MrsB!).........

 

[Guest]

Re: rumbled

There were loads of jokes, but unfortuantely a limit on the number of words, so unfortunately HRH (His Royal Harperiness) said they had to go, especially the one about why french blokes say heehaw heehaw a lot to attract the women away from their donkeys. I also took the piss out of the garlic festival a bit more (edited) and my map had the location of the nearest macdonalds with nice french cafe opposite, a vital bit of info, I would have thought. Our ex-t48 is in that pic of the calanque somewhere, out quite a way.

 

[BarryD]

Re: Bernard\'s at it again!!

Well I bought it just to read the missive, so it worked for MBY. Doubt if MVII will ever make it that far south. More jokes please next time, Matts insist on the creativity and flow that is your right as an author, or something like that.

Nice cap BTW.