Beer and Natter

[Portofino]

where is porto when you need him

Bit late today guys ,MIL s from Llandudno , Craig y Don , so I think know the area well ,

Quarantine would mean it’s a no go ..or I could easily pad out the EGT bit to 14 days .

Been phaffing with domestic batts this afternoon .

 

[Mr Googler]

Itama are a bit stingy on crew quarters!

 

[Portofino]

It’s actually the biggest room / space on the boat , there’s another hatch btw i am stood on .

 

[BruceK]

If that's the hatch to the biggest room I'd hate to see the door to the cabin

On a side note that's some serious lead. I hope that lad had some help getting it out

 

[Sticky Fingers]

When was that liferaft serviced...:

 

[cherod]

Telling his engines a bedtime story. It’ll be a tale that goes like.....

there once was a king who had a son called Itama, and two grandchildren (MAN 1 and 2)

The king was very happy with his grandsons. They behaved impeccably and never got hot and bothered. The king couldn’t stand stressing his grandsons so spent all his time with prince itama monitoring them and cleaning their bums.

The king unfortunately had been married before and had stepsons called Volvo and Penta. They where lively and exciting little buggers but the king got annoyed so sent them away!

Would you blame him
!!!

 

[cherod]

Must be up north !

You obv mean dawn suof , curry house ? , count me in

 

[BruceK]

When was that liferaft serviced...:

Itama's wouldn't be seen dead sinking.

 

[Sticky Fingers]

Itama's wouldn't be seen dead sinking.

There is that. Also, IIRC, Porto's usual "crew" are self inflating so may not need flotation devices....

...

 

[Mr Googler]

You obv mean dawn suof , curry house ? , count me in

it’s dan sarf.......bloody northerners ?

 

[BruceK]

It'll have to be daan Sarf if Cherod is coming. Curry houses in the Welsh Med dont have a bicycle shed out back

 

[cherod]

It'll have to be daan Sarf if Cherod is coming. Curry houses in the Welsh Med dont have a bicycle shed out back

I dont mind slumimg it s long as yer vindaloos are up to scratch ???

 

[BruceK]

There is that. Also, IIRC, Porto's usual "crew" are self inflating so may not need flotation devices....

Porto should definitely come. His crew love his German engines could you imagine how many would jump ship for a German boat? Better see if you can squeeze a tux over your wetsuit

 

[Sticky Fingers]

Porto should definitely come. His crew love his German engines could you imagine how many would jump ship for a German boat? Better see if you can squeeze a tux over your wetsuit

Well AFAIK I've not been invited. If such a thing exists.

 

[BruceK]

I dont mind slumimg it s long as yer vindaloos are up to scratch ???

Oh Roy can guide you to Vindaloos to die for. One right beside the Albion Alehouse. But you can stay on his boat. He has ice and other modcons. I only have a freezer bag and you're not putting your ass in it.

 

[BruceK]

Well AFAIK I've not been invited. If such a thing exists.

Such a thing exists but you're not allowed to bring any of your fenders just because you have nowhere else to keep them. Ask Roy for dates. This is his annual bag. The morning after he takes everyone out to Puffin in his boat and I get to play silly buggers by railing them. It's tradition

 

[BruceK]

Notice how he always calls me rude names in all his vids.

 

[BruceK]

Roy on dinner speeches

Roy explaining ghetto life

Demonstrating the wax on - wax off method of boat care

Proving he knows the difference between his ass and his elbow

Some of his stories will have you wide eyed in disbelief

 

[LBRodders]

Did someone mention it was your round @BruceK?

 

[Mr Googler]

Did someone mention it was your round @BruceK?

he’s just got off the phone with Volspec ???