Beer and Natter

[Seastoke]

So guest speakers so far , Porto , BruceK Peter m , I am expecting it to last upto 3 days . For more info send a pm FARSCO.

 

[Mr Googler]

Who’s FARSCO?

 

[BruceK]

I'm not coming unless you are providing free food and beverages. And Porto will not condense his speech to a trifling 3 days so there had better be plenty of it.

 

[Mr Googler]

I suggest the event is held at a curry house. That way.....when someone returns from the unmentionables room.....we can get onto the subject of EGT’s!

 

[Chris H]

Must be up north !

 

[Mr Googler]

That should be Oop Norf ?

 

[Seastoke]

That should be Oop Norf ?

You took my advice then.

 

[Mr Googler]

You took my advice then.

Unlikely ???

 

[BruceK]

You took my advice then.

Unlikely ???

Howzattt!!

Hoping for a first and going out for a duck again.
???

 

[Seastoke]

The night is going to be sponsored by VOISPEC AND Keyparts and Smart marine .

 

[Mr Googler]

The night is going to be sponsored by VOISPEC AND Keyparts .

Is that because Bruce buys the same part from both within close succession?

 

[BruceK]

Is that because Bruce buys the same part from both within close succession?

I get extra special treatment and Christmas cards, you get WhatApp messages from VolvoPaul to stop stalking him!

 

[Seastoke]

Iam worried about the bar bill , by being over charged or even SUPERCHARGED.

 

[BruceK]

Take it off your annual fuel budget. That must be in quite some credit now ?

 

[Seastoke]

where is porto when you need him

 

[BruceK]

Why would he come? He doesn't like you either.

 

[Seastoke]

Why would he come? He doesn't like you either.

Now that seems like a bonus .

 

[Mr Googler]

Telling his engines a bedtime story. It’ll be a tale that goes like.....

there once was a king who had a son called Itama, and two grandchildren (MAN 1 and 2)

The king was very happy with his grandsons. They behaved impeccably and never got hot and bothered. The king couldn’t stand stressing his grandsons so spent all his time with prince itama monitoring them and cleaning their bums.

The king unfortunately had been married before and had stepsons called Volvo and Penta. They where lively and exciting little buggers but the king got annoyed so sent them away!

 

[Seastoke]

Breaking news VOLSPEC to open a new branch in Conwy .

 

[Mr Googler]

Breaking news VOLSPEC to open a new branch in Conwy .

Won’t help......he goes to them last