Become a Waste of Space

[Irish Rover]

Nothing quite like a well formed stable girl in tight jodhpurs and riding boots to quicken the pulse, the riding crop is an optional accessory.

You dirty auld cleric. Still, I suppose it's better than lusting after a less than fully formed altar boy.

 

[capnsensible]

Nothing quite like a well formed stable girl in tight jodhpurs and riding boots to quicken the pulse, the riding crop is an optional accessory.

It might be prudent to delete your browsing history......

 

[zoidberg]

Nothing quite like a well formed stable girl in tight jodhpurs and riding boots to quicken the pulse, the riding crop is an optional accessory.

You didn't mention the spurs....!

 

[Fr J Hackett]

You didn't mention the spurs....!

It's not the Wild West you know

 

[westhinder]

It's not the Wild West you know

From my point of view most of you are definitely West. Whether wild or tame I could not possibly comment.

 

[Boathook]

Nothing quite like a well formed stable girl in tight jodhpurs and riding boots to quicken the pulse, the riding crop is an optional accessory.

Surely the riding crop is part of the 'uniform'.

 

[zoidberg]

Surely the riding crop is part of the 'uniform'.

Just as is the black basque, the black stockings and the black mask....

 

[Chiara’s slave]

Just as is the black basque, the black stockings and the black mask....

So that is what the good Father wears whist manipulating his riding crop.

 

[GunfleetSand]

So that is what the good Father wears whist manipulating his riding crop.

I got bored/ran out of time around page three of this thread and skipped to page six. It’s starting to read like a happy ending. OP should be pleased and YBW might have discovered a new sub forum ‘The Jilly Cooper Room’

 

[Daydream believer]

My personal advice is to decline paying the extra for spurs. Then make sure that one has the whip & give the boots to the fairer sex. Less pain that way.

 

[Biggles Wader]

You didn't mention the spurs....!

He was more interested in the arsenal.

 

[Daedelus]

When the farrier attended my wife's horse, if it was a warm day the mare would very slowly and gently pull his shirt tail until his back was exposed and then lazily lick it. The farrier commented he didn't know which was dafter, the horse for doing it or him for letting her do it.

 

[Irish Rover]

When the farrier attended my wife's horse, if it was a warm day the mare would very slowly and gently pull his shirt tail until his back was exposed and then lazily lick it. The farrier commented he didn't know which was dafter, the horse for doing it or him for letting her do it.

He must have been sweaty. Horses love salt licks