Barfmaster

[Ohdrat]

Re: \"Barf\"

No you are confusing Barf Master with Boff Master

Boffing being the expilation of hot air from one's rear.. To achieve maximum effect suitable aromas are required these are achieved by eating sufficient FBs.. to achieve full effect some good larger is required to wash down the FBs. leave to ferment.. the longer the better and then let fly.. allegedly..

This is ofcourse only what I have been told and have no experience of the above... I intend to concentrate on Barfing.. working towards it anyway!

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[ChrisE]

Re: \"Barf\"

We can see that this is a lost cause, this forum is determined to bring any initiative down to, shall we say, a visceral level. Barfing is off, perhaps it ought to be Dronemaster?

BM HQ signing off for now

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[StugeronSteve]

Re: \"Barf\"/Buttmaster HQ.

You lot sitting there at yer fancy Barf/Buttmaster HQ, sipping fresh coffee and watching b****y sailing videos all day. What have you done for us, hey? What have you done for the average Joe sailor?

I suppose you have already had to fight your way through six courses of the Buttmaster breakfast buffet this morning, haven't you? Makes me seethe it does.
What are you up to now then, hey? Quick snooze, is it? Before the ten'o'clock meeting to discuss the colour of tiling for the Buttmaster pool, then wade you way heroically through all ten courses of the Buttmaster luncheon, with wine and post prandial drinkies. Don't look out the window this morning, that's all I've got to say, or you'll have b****r all to do this afternoon! Oh yes, nothing other than the trip down to the Buttmaster gym. Coz the our representatives have got to keep in good shape haven't they? Makes me seethe it does, b****y seethe.

Jobs for the boys, that's what it is, jobs for the b****y boys. With your big fat salaries, and expense accounts, and pension plans, and Buttmaster b****y ties and all. Makes me b******g well seethe it does.

Oh yes, could you please send me one of those pretty little Butt/Barfmaster burgees, I enclose the relevant payment, in cash, in brown paper envelope.

Yours in anticipation, StugeronSteve.

<hr width=100% size=1>Think I'll draw some little rabbits on my head, from a distance they might be mistaken for hairs.

 

[ChrisE]

Re: \"Barf\"/Buttmaster HQ.

Now that's more like it, we at BM HQ like nothing more than a good drone to settle the six course breakfast prior to waddling over to the BM gym, well bar actually.

We can't be bothered to answer your points in excrutiating detail which we know is a departure for this forum but, hey, we're a relaxed bunch here at BM HQ.

We especially liked the bit about the brown envelop which brought a tear to even our colesterol hardened hearts. This, of course, entitles you to a Barfmaster.

BM HQ

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[jimi]

Re: \"Barf\"/Buttmaster HQ.

F#ck aff .. yer a compleat waste of space, whit did ye dae fur us at the Sickie Day enquiry .. I'm supporting the Losing-it Club instead!

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[StugeronSteve]

Re: \"Barf\"/Buttmaster HQ.

Can't be bothered to answer each point in detail! Wonder you could be b******g bothered to read it at all! Only coz you could see the little brown envelope inside was't it? I'm seething now, b****y seething!!!! Still, you'd better get back to dreaming up you b****y initiatives hadn't you? B****y initiatives, b****y scams more likely. You load of lard a***d wasters.

ps. I should be delighted to receive details of your management recruitment program / committee vote manipulation scheme. The appropriate "documentation" is, of course, enclosed.

Yours drooling in expectation, Stugeron Steve.

<hr width=100% size=1>Think I'll draw some little rabbits on my head, from a distance they might be mistaken for hairs.

 

[ChrisE]

Re: \"Barf\"/Buttmaster HQ.

Look here, O rudderless one, Sickie Days are OK for your permies, us at BM HQ are incentivised, results-motivated, over paid private sector slickies. Our results speak for themselves, there's more barfing going now than ever before.

Hope this helps

BM HQ

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