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RIP
Every now and then, if it gets a bit quiet on here. I pop round to the raggies site. Don’t know why, because I always find it so depressing. There’s countless rows about. Which stick to shove your flag up, Or whether you’ve got a blue flag or red one.
They all seem to have a bloke called a commodore. Who seems to cause them all a lot of trouble. So what’s he for, is he useful in some way? Does he tie boats up or give free beer? Then there’s loads of rows about which way you stick your sails out when meeting another boat!. Why cant they just stick the sail in the middle, when they meet some one and save all the trouble? Then there seems to be big problems when a big boat meets loads of little boats, all ganged up together like they tend to do. It seems to cause them massive problems. Then there’s rows about rafting up, they all fall out just because some one got pissed! Then row about setting them adrift or not. Just imagine If it was us lot. At the Wig and Pen or TCM’s gaff in January. “Your more pissed than me” Thwack. “ No your worst than me” Thump. Or throwing each other off the balcony!!
One bloke’s even given himself a rude name, in German. I believe. What’s all that about?
Then Kim’s banned the bloke who asked which pole he should stick the flag up, and another bloke as well. Don’t know what it’s all about. Far to deep for me.
Another row about a place called BYM. Where’s that? Cant do with all the abbreviations. Kim thinks it’s this place, some one else says different.
Another thing they row about is that other place that they all eloped to. You know.
That Marian site. Where they all sit round with tea and angel cakes. It’s the only none smoking internet café on the planet. I mean. I don’t come on here, telling you lot about the Sex With Mother, site. That what I’ve just been looking at! And then have a row about it. So what’s it all about.
And another thing. There always talking about Rules. They have loads of them. Seem to need hundreds of flags for all sorts of occasions. Q flags, P flags, Red or Blue flags. They cant even decide where to put the club burgee. We never had that problem with our Chat Show flag. Just stuck it up, some where, any where.
Just seems to be loads of hassle having a rag boat. That’s all. Not the sailing it. That’s easy. Apart from sitting outside all night in the rain. Instead of sitting in the pub.
It’s all these other things. Why cant they just set off and bum around a bit or toddle off to the Channel Isles and back like us lot. No rules. No sweat.
No one can force me to come here-----------
----- I'm a Volunteer!!!
Haydn
They all seem to have a bloke called a commodore. Who seems to cause them all a lot of trouble. So what’s he for, is he useful in some way? Does he tie boats up or give free beer? Then there’s loads of rows about which way you stick your sails out when meeting another boat!. Why cant they just stick the sail in the middle, when they meet some one and save all the trouble? Then there seems to be big problems when a big boat meets loads of little boats, all ganged up together like they tend to do. It seems to cause them massive problems. Then there’s rows about rafting up, they all fall out just because some one got pissed! Then row about setting them adrift or not. Just imagine If it was us lot. At the Wig and Pen or TCM’s gaff in January. “Your more pissed than me” Thwack. “ No your worst than me” Thump. Or throwing each other off the balcony!!
One bloke’s even given himself a rude name, in German. I believe. What’s all that about?
Then Kim’s banned the bloke who asked which pole he should stick the flag up, and another bloke as well. Don’t know what it’s all about. Far to deep for me.
Another row about a place called BYM. Where’s that? Cant do with all the abbreviations. Kim thinks it’s this place, some one else says different.
Another thing they row about is that other place that they all eloped to. You know.
That Marian site. Where they all sit round with tea and angel cakes. It’s the only none smoking internet café on the planet. I mean. I don’t come on here, telling you lot about the Sex With Mother, site. That what I’ve just been looking at! And then have a row about it. So what’s it all about.
And another thing. There always talking about Rules. They have loads of them. Seem to need hundreds of flags for all sorts of occasions. Q flags, P flags, Red or Blue flags. They cant even decide where to put the club burgee. We never had that problem with our Chat Show flag. Just stuck it up, some where, any where.
Just seems to be loads of hassle having a rag boat. That’s all. Not the sailing it. That’s easy. Apart from sitting outside all night in the rain. Instead of sitting in the pub.
It’s all these other things. Why cant they just set off and bum around a bit or toddle off to the Channel Isles and back like us lot. No rules. No sweat.
No one can force me to come here-----------
----- I'm a Volunteer!!!
Haydn
