john_morris_uk
Well-Known Member
Bet you don't say that to them face to face!Once they have learned to play that instrument you need to keep them.
Bet you don't say that to them face to face!Once they have learned to play that instrument you need to keep them.
Bet you don't say that to them face to face!
Bet you don't say that to them face to face!
Oh yes I did! .... it's called 'Banter' .... but I also arranged them access to the 1st Neptune Ski-Slope and issued them (on the shhh!) with Machetes (it was amazing what I could find as consumable items from stores)..... & I so wish I still had access.
Despite the huge Fred Drift really enjoyed this thread - hopefully there will be plenty more banter.
And you were a Submariner just look-up BIBS on FB ..... it's 'as-it-was-back-in-the-day' .... EPIC! & 'Fred-Drift' is a senior member! ....... it's funny (not really).... what we all took for granted ..... is what we all now miss.
Permission to 'take-the-piss' ..... SIR!![]()
raf officers use their colleagues' christian names unlike army officers and possibly naval officers me thinks
Even consumables seem to get accounted for..
Well that's an improvement.
When HMS Gambia was on her last passage from Scotland to Portsmouth to be finally decommissioned we had to chuck all the consumable stores overboard. Hundreds of tons of perfectly good equipment (paid for by the taxpayer) were thrown away. Being a rather insubordinate rating I disobeyed the 'ours not to reason why' rule and asked why on earth we were doing this. I was told that consumable stores were assumed to have been 'consumed' the instant they issued, regardless of whether they were ever actually used; in other words they no longer officially existed, and there was no means whereby non-existent items could be received back into the stores system.
I sometimes wonder if, in a few hundred years time, some marine archeologist will be puzzling over the significance of a dead straight line of warship spare parts down the middle of the Irish Sea.