powerskipper
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Any Witty one liners,
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powerskipper
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Whats another name for a push-up bra? ......False advertisement.
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jimi
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Flip flops
Upon observing "mature" bosoms .. "I remember when flipflops were sandals!"
Upon observing "mature" bosoms .. "I remember when flipflops were sandals!"
DepSol
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Re: Flip flops
heres ten pence call your mum and tell her you aint coming home tonight !
heres ten pence call your mum and tell her you aint coming home tonight !
markc
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I have resisted for ages, but you not 'arf post some crap threads - nuffink on the TV?
All IMHO (sorry, that was 2 lines!)
All IMHO (sorry, that was 2 lines!)
Sammo
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Wish I was back in Mexico
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Warwickshire today
peterandjeanette
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Told to me by my dear ol' Dad
1. Do unto others before they do you.
2. Be reasonable, Peter, see things my way.
3. Two sides to every arguement - mine and the wrong one.
.......... he died a happy man.
1. Do unto others before they do you.
2. Be reasonable, Peter, see things my way.
3. Two sides to every arguement - mine and the wrong one.
.......... he died a happy man.
DepSol
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Mark you can be a bit blunt some times which could cause offence to the people you aim it at and they may get the wrong impression of you as you are a genuine bloke of good character.
It takes all sorts to make the world go round and this may be a crap post but at least it is not sucking up all the questions that could be generated on here and ruining the forum in that way as per H1. Her posts are different and try to add a bit of humour....ok some dnt like it some read it and choose not to reply and some have a larf.......it takes all sorts as I said.
I dont read all the stuff on here as much as I used to as I am too busy these days but I prefer a bit of fun to break up what could be an all too serious forum.
Dom
It takes all sorts to make the world go round and this may be a crap post but at least it is not sucking up all the questions that could be generated on here and ruining the forum in that way as per H1. Her posts are different and try to add a bit of humour....ok some dnt like it some read it and choose not to reply and some have a larf.......it takes all sorts as I said.
I dont read all the stuff on here as much as I used to as I am too busy these days but I prefer a bit of fun to break up what could be an all too serious forum.
Dom
markc
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Well Dom, I was asked for a witty one liner, but humour is subjective; some may laugh, some may not. That's no excuse to sanitize this forum.
In my view, if anyone has the right to post inane threads every day al la "what is your favourite colour" on a boating forum, then I also have the right to post a criticism of those posts.
I also believe that there are millions of genuinely funny websites, created with the specific goal of making people laugh. I would have thought that if you wanted a really good laugh whilst on-line you could pop over to one of those sites to get your ribs tickled, and come here to talk about boats. Whilst on one of those funny sites, you could post a load of stuff about anodes, props, antifoul, which I'm sure will be appreciated as a bit of light relief from all the comedy!
Anyway, not here for a row – I posted a succinct response to a post that consisted of a headline and a ? in the body copy – bite me
In my view, if anyone has the right to post inane threads every day al la "what is your favourite colour" on a boating forum, then I also have the right to post a criticism of those posts.
I also believe that there are millions of genuinely funny websites, created with the specific goal of making people laugh. I would have thought that if you wanted a really good laugh whilst on-line you could pop over to one of those sites to get your ribs tickled, and come here to talk about boats. Whilst on one of those funny sites, you could post a load of stuff about anodes, props, antifoul, which I'm sure will be appreciated as a bit of light relief from all the comedy!
Anyway, not here for a row – I posted a succinct response to a post that consisted of a headline and a ? in the body copy – bite me
LittleShip
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"but humour is subjective;"
Quite true Mark but the basic rule is.........
If it offends, it's not funny. /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
Quite true Mark but the basic rule is.........
If it offends, it's not funny. /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
markc
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If it offends, it's not funny. /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
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errmmm.....what a pious quote - most humour has the ability to offend someone somewhere.
If it offends, it's not funny. /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
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errmmm.....what a pious quote - most humour has the ability to offend someone somewhere.
theguvnor
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Always liked "I`ve had a wonderful weekend (afternoon / evening) But this wasn`t it" (the wonderful Groucho - my hero)
ArthurWood
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<<not sucking up all the questions that could be generated on here >>
What's it doing then? I'm with markc. See my answer to thread "Which word do you hate most" on Feb 6. Those inane postings are as irritating as H1, IMHO, which I'm not permitted to express /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif But I've just looked at her bio and see that she is having some measure of success, at least with two of us /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif.
What's it doing then? I'm with markc. See my answer to thread "Which word do you hate most" on Feb 6. Those inane postings are as irritating as H1, IMHO, which I'm not permitted to express /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif But I've just looked at her bio and see that she is having some measure of success, at least with two of us /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif.
Sammo
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Well Well
After first reading the post by markc
Then the post by ArhurWood,
Brings to mind the one liner.
Same sh/t, different a$$ole.
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After first reading the post by markc
Then the post by ArhurWood,
Brings to mind the one liner.
Same sh/t, different a$$ole.
……………….
Smile /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
KevB
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Must agree
"I have resisted for ages, but you not 'arf post some crap threads - nuffink on the TV?"
Here's a one liner...
Never a truer word said in jest. /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
"I have resisted for ages, but you not 'arf post some crap threads - nuffink on the TV?"
Here's a one liner...
Never a truer word said in jest. /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
andyb
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Ignorant is for now, but stupid is forever.
My doctor gave me two weeks to live.
I hope they are in August
My doctor gave me two weeks to live.
I hope they are in August
Mister_Smee
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Heres on to remember:
"Don't get mad - Get even!!!"
Could almost be a philosophy for life
"Don't get mad - Get even!!!"
Could almost be a philosophy for life
STOCK_INGTOPS
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What are three words a woman never wants to hear when she's making love ?."Honey I'm home!" /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif
PhilF
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On being asked how he was, after a 4 hour wait in the hospital the other night, my dad (83) said "dying of boredom", I laughed
jhr
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- I must get out of these wet things, and into a dry martini
And, from an old school report in the days before teachers could be sued for giving their pupils post traumatic stress disorder: "If ignorance were bliss, this boy would be in Paradise"
And, from an old school report in the days before teachers could be sued for giving their pupils post traumatic stress disorder: "If ignorance were bliss, this boy would be in Paradise"
