Any Witty one liners,

jimi

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Flip flops

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Re: Flip flops

heres ten pence call your mum and tell her you aint coming home tonight !
 

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I have resisted for ages, but you not 'arf post some crap threads - nuffink on the TV?

All IMHO (sorry, that was 2 lines!)
 

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Mark you can be a bit blunt some times which could cause offence to the people you aim it at and they may get the wrong impression of you as you are a genuine bloke of good character.

It takes all sorts to make the world go round and this may be a crap post but at least it is not sucking up all the questions that could be generated on here and ruining the forum in that way as per H1. Her posts are different and try to add a bit of humour....ok some dnt like it some read it and choose not to reply and some have a larf.......it takes all sorts as I said.

I dont read all the stuff on here as much as I used to as I am too busy these days but I prefer a bit of fun to break up what could be an all too serious forum.

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Well Dom, I was asked for a witty one liner, but humour is subjective; some may laugh, some may not. That's no excuse to sanitize this forum.

In my view, if anyone has the right to post inane threads every day al la "what is your favourite colour" on a boating forum, then I also have the right to post a criticism of those posts.

I also believe that there are millions of genuinely funny websites, created with the specific goal of making people laugh. I would have thought that if you wanted a really good laugh whilst on-line you could pop over to one of those sites to get your ribs tickled, and come here to talk about boats. Whilst on one of those funny sites, you could post a load of stuff about anodes, props, antifoul, which I'm sure will be appreciated as a bit of light relief from all the comedy!

Anyway, not here for a row – I posted a succinct response to a post that consisted of a headline and a ? in the body copy – bite me :)
 

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If it offends, it's not funny. /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

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errmmm.....what a pious quote - most humour has the ability to offend someone somewhere.
 

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<<not sucking up all the questions that could be generated on here >>
What's it doing then? I'm with markc. See my answer to thread "Which word do you hate most" on Feb 6. Those inane postings are as irritating as H1, IMHO, which I'm not permitted to express /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif But I've just looked at her bio and see that she is having some measure of success, at least with two of us /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif.
 

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Well Well

After first reading the post by markc

Then the post by ArhurWood,

Brings to mind the one liner.

Same sh/t, different a$$ole.

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Must agree

"I have resisted for ages, but you not 'arf post some crap threads - nuffink on the TV?"

Here's a one liner...

Never a truer word said in jest. /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
 

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