Any Witty one liners,

The doctor gave a man 6 months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so the doctor gave him another 6 months!

"doctor" ..I have a ringing in my ears. "don't answer it!"

Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.
 

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