Ageist caption competition!

[LittleSister]

Over to you. . .

 

[lpdsn]

Is an Ageist Caption an old joke?

 

[lpdsn]

Over to you. . .

Another old dinosaur shouting at the foredeck crew.

 

[LittleSister]

I'd foolishly assumed the skipper's bark was worse than his bite!

 

[Lon nan Gruagach]

Colregs
Annex III - Technical details of sound signal appliances

 

[johnalison]

Dublin shipyards deliver their new monitor.

 

[sailorman]

 

[LittleSister]

. . . and finding a few tasty birds on the foredeck was the aspect of yachting Terry had been most looking forward to.

 

[sarabande]

Environment Agency finally decides to deal with Trotman properly.

 

[fisherman]

"Noah! NOAH! Didn't he say two by two?"
"Oh shuttup Naamah, he'll have to make do for a few million years."

 

[fisherman]

..or, "I told you to save my Dinah Shore collection!"

 

[Iain C]

(Yacht skipper to first mate) "That was a bit bloody close with that strange barge thing...he missed us by inches!"

(First mate to yacht skipper) "Bloody right....doyouthinkhesaurus?"

 

[alant]

Over to you. . .

Loch Ness - "are we there yet"?

 

[Lloydroberts]

When I said I wanted to listen to some T-Rex......

 

[Frogmogman]

Did you make this tea Rex ? It's pterrible

 

[KINGFISHER 9]

An RYS member makes his way back to the clubhouse.

 

[Billows]

Hasn't Timothy Spall has let himself go

 

[Frogmogman]

This regatta is only open to dragons.

Dinosaurs don't meet class rules.

 

[jimi]

Rees Mogg wants his breakfast

 

[[70521]]

Can somebody make the skipper his morning tea, quickly.