A guy goes to the doctors for a check-up. Doctor does the exam bit and at the end says...' Do you want the good news or the bad news first?' Guy says 'Bad news if you must'. Doctor says 'Well unfortunately the bad news is, you are HIV positive.....the good news however is that you also have Alzheimer's and by the time you get home you will have forgotten you have Aids!!!'. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif