He'll drink the chamapagne and sell the flowers. Followed by a call to the Old Folks new home asking where they left the chocolates cos he can't fine them and "where are those 2 garden gnomes? Cos they weren't listed on the 'removal' list.
Guilt ... we should report him to Help The Aged...
Still think Jimi's plan best ... also loads of fun.
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