A Very Lucky Escape

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A couple of days ago, we were anchored in Palma Nova - Mallorca
After a few hours, SWMBO and some lady yachtie friends decided to go snorkelling round the rocks on the south of the bay.
A friend and I joined them later.
To get there quickly, we took his tender.

After a bit of swimming, we decided to head back to Jennywren.
My friend swam back to his tender and I swam on with the girls.
My friend then escorted us through the anchorage.
One of the girls also had one of those "Sub" swim buoys so we were all well marked.

Just as we approached JW, SWMBO and I decided to check on the anchor.
We were within 20m of the boat when suddenly, it seemed from nowhere, a big RIB was on us.
It ran right over me - SWMBO screamed at the driver but it made no difference.
I tell you - it is very scary seeing the underside of a hull coming at you.
I swim round JW all the time so I'm used to pushing away from the hull.
But, I tell you, the scary bit was the sudden realisation that this was was a motor boat under way.
Thinking about it, I must have managed to push away from the hull and, thankfully, I was swimming with fins because as the boat forced me under, I must have instinctively used my fins to keep away from the RIB's centerline.
The next thing I saw was the twin props turning in the water about 12" away.
It all happened very quickly so there wasn't time to ?hit myself.

SWMBO said that I popped out from under the back of the RIB.

Then, to my horour, the RIB stopped and reversed its engines!!!
It seemed that the driver had now seen the problem and wanted to stop his boat.

I apologise now to anyone reading this who was there at the time.
My language was extremely course - I don't often swear like that - SWMBO said it must have been shock.

Initially, the RIB driver didn't show any concern.
When he did say something, I realised that he was English.
This made me swear at him even more.
I then took control, and said that I was OK.
And that he should just leave (?uck off - I think I actually said)

He then lean't over his boat and declared that he was an instructor.
I think he wss trying to blame me.
That made me really mad - and even more rude words came from my mouth - automatically.

I swam bach to JW and he took my advice and ?ucked off.

This incident kind of proves a point that I've often wondered.
Apologies to instructiors on this forum because I know most of you don't fit my following statement but......

It my view is that
IF YOU CAN - YOU DO - IF YOU CAN'T YOU TEACH.
I'm sorry but this case proves my point.
The (so called) instructor in this case was a pillock.
I've been driving RIBs at my sailing club for decades.
We were taught and told many times - "when there is someone in the water the engine must be switched off".
And I still do this - even with our tender.

This guy
A - shouldn't have been going so fast
B - should'nt have been dtiving so close to anchored boats
C - should have kept a good lookout for swimmers
D - should have cut the engine the moment he realised that there was a problem.
E - and NEVER reverse back over the victim.

In hindsight, I hope that he has leaned a lesson.
My friends - some of them top skippers - wanted me to report him.
The RIB did have an SSR number but in the heat of the moment, we didn't write it down.
Also, we didn't notice if he was wearing a kill chord or not.

I feel very very lucky.
I've been run over by a twin engined boat and I've lived go tell the tale.
It could have been a very different outcome.

So my advice is "be careful when swimming round your boat"
 
Yep
I still swim to check the anchor but I now check around when swimming as often as I can.
There are always pillocks about.
There is one here in Santa Ponsa that whizzes around on a new style "self powered" wake board.
I'm 100% sure he couldnt stop quickly if he wanted to.
He sounds like an anoying fly or wasp - SWMBO and I were trying to dream up a giant fly swatter to stop him!

Seriously though
Please Please - everyone - take care in your anchorages.
It may not be you that is the cause of an accident - Pillocks are everywhere.
 
Blimey, a couple of feet closer and you would have ended up shorter, or worse, by the sound of it.
Stiff drink time to calm the nerves, I think!
 
Reminds me of the sad death of Kirsty McCall who pushed her son out of the path of a speeding boat. There are some complete pillock a about. So relieved that you escaped unharmed.
 
Dont know what happened to my previous post.

Good job you werent injured.

Theres a lot of pillocks in the bays of mallorca at this time of year. Im always very wary when I swim in anchorages, a lot of people on jet skis and jet tenders tend to go far too quickly in the anchorages.

I imagine this rib driver was seriously shook up from this incident,and will probably pay a lot more attention in future,regardless of how he tried to shrug it off at the time.
 
Wow, gave me the creeps just reading about it. A very lucky escape. Have been greatly enjoying your cruise reports and very glad you're ok. Hope it doesn't cast too much of a downer over your whole summer because of the actions of one complete idiot.
 
A very lucky escape, Mike. In my experience this kind of thing is one of the facts of life of Med boating. There are total dickheads who drive their boats through crowded anchorages, often at speed, without seeming to be aware of the possibility of swimmers in the water. I used to yell at such people if I thought they came too close to my boat and we had swimmers in the water but I've given up because there are just too many twats about
 
Crikey -what a freight ?
How ever when it's busy speed does kill! -,some folks just go through a crowded anchorage far too fast .
Ican here the whirl of the props when under water snorkelling / diving and Allways lookup and arround .
With Anchor reccy my wife stands guard on the bow .
Normally swimmers /snorkellers pop up and the helm nods back in acknowledgment , if neccessary adjusting course .
If the vessel is going dead slow with extra look outs everybody has plenty of time to avoid running over a person in the water .
But then agian look around at the "nutters" on the roads .Uk Death toll is under 2K pa and injured below 25 K .
Med boat run down is approx 5 deaths mostly Balearics and Mainland Spain .
French have to do compulsory boat test -safety biased .

One wonders what test(s) that rib guy has ever undertaken if any ?
 
Mike,

Cripes. Get in the Rib, go buy a lottery ticket. When its down just to luck, get stuck in!
FWIW, I hired an Instructor. The intention was to learn in some rough weather stuff.
Got my money back, with no need to ask, as it happened.
Seems some of that breed are capable of reflection; pity competence is calibrated as much by their victims as RYA et al.
Gets worse the more you think of it, actually. Tossers.
 
Bloody hell - that must've been absolutely terrifying.

I don't know what goes on in the heads of people who think it's okay to speed through anchorages - it's such an obviously stupid thing to do yet it happens all the time.
 
The more i think about this the more scary it gets! it wasnt your time so sit with a glass of wine and reflect. So pleased this was the outcome as it could have been simply awful.

Now i am always very careful when taking out rib through anchored boats or when close to shore or swimming areas but this weekend, i will be extra careful. (usually i get SWMBO to sit up at the bow when we are in and around other boats as spotter)
 
It never ceases to amaze me how stupid some people are! These are the ones that give our hobby a bad name, even though they get away with their stupidity more times than not. Great to hear of no serious damage or injury, and I hope a lesson learnt for the idiot.
 
In hindsight, I hope that he has leaned a lesson.
I wouldn't hold my breath, M.
The fact that the first thing he thought to tell you is that he's an instructor clearly shows that he's one of those folks who always pretend to know better, no matter what.
A not uncommon category I'm afraid, and you can come across them anytime - while working, driving, boating... you name it.
For some reason, their brain only seems to engage for giving (rather than learning) lessons.
Anyway, very, very glad to read your story here, rather than one of yet another tragedy in the news! :)

Just to throw in another 2c, on top of the last sentence in your OP (which already says it all in terms of conclusion to be drawn from your story), it might help carrying a small whistle, like one of those used for life jackets. Or even better, learn to whistle loudly with your fingers, which are always ...handy :p, as opposed to the whistle.
In fact, I wasn't surprised to read that the pillock didn't hear M screaming: it's hard to hear anything, while speeding in an open boat.
Not that I'm excusing the guy of course - I couldn't be more far from it.
But in a couple of occasions (though nowhere near as dangerous as the one you described, phew!) I did whistle at some similar pillocks, and that did attract their attention.
 
This sounds like a normal day at Priory Bay, Mike. Dozens of boats anchored, people in tenders, people walking in the shallows, people swimming- and people towing skiers and wakeboarders in between the anchored boats. Goddam insanity.
Terrifying incident for you. Just shows how easily something terrible can happen.
 
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