1001 things to do with burgees

[oldgit]

I hope soon to be in possesion of a burgee.can anyone give me the following information.
how to wash and dry my burgee
what conditioner to use.
what humidity and temperature should it be stored at.
light levels
stored flat or on hanger
wood or plastic(see above)
insurance value
do you dip your burgee if a superior 1000 posts boat goes past.
is there a market in 2 nd owner items
do i buy outright or consider lease or lease purchase with balloon ?

Is it s.......n proof or will the stuff knacker my burgee and make it go up in smoke.



Service with a snarl.

 

[david_steward]

Re: Why don\'t you sew it to the back of your.....

ANORAK ANORAK ANORAK ANORAK ANORAK ANORAK ANORAK ANORAK ANORAK ANORAK ANORAK ANORAK ANORAK ANORAK ANORAK ANORAK ANORAK ANORAK ANORAK ANORAK ANORAK ANORAK ANORAK ANORAK

Dave S

 

[oldgit]

Re: Why don\'t you

do you know if it is proper to have your burgee/anorak/tea flask as a matching set or will it acceptable if the colours are just a itsey bit different?
yours with lots of hugs oldgit.

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[byron]

Re: Why don\'t you

Maybe a cutlery manufacturer with a grudge against Dave will produce a set with the burgee engraved on the handle.

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[oldgit]

Re: Why don\'t you

Mmm thinking further ahead do you think there is a burgee heaven or do they just rot away?

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[Ohdrat]

Why not use it as a loin cloth.. Tarzan style

 

[hlb]

Cos Pauline said they weren't big enough to cover her arse!!

No one can force me to come here-----------
----- I'm a Volunteer!!!

Haydn

 

[JohnR]

I have a vague memory of sending a cheque off to somone for some special flag offer - any idea if it was Wandsworth or the Scrubs he went to visit?

 

[Skyva_2]

S' funny I remember that too - must be a collective memory, or anorexia taking over. As I recall he was going to the Bahamas....

Keith

 

[lanason]

Re: Why don\'t you sew it to the back of your.....

Now thats a good idea - We could do a range of waterproof clothing with the burgee symbol on it.
Starting off with the anorrak - Dave can you do some initial designs. Maybe post them somewhere.

We could even get the logo patented. How much would that cost and who would have copyright.

Start a franchise of shop selling all things from mugs to Tea Towels.

Dave - your a star - you should be a consultant .....

Adrian

Don't call me "Sandra"
Cleopatra - yellow hull called Court Jester. Have you seen her ?

 

[byron]

Re: Why don\'t you sew it to the back of your.....

Oooooooh ! Can I have an Anorak with the logo on it please.

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[paulineb]

Oi Mr Sub-titles !!

See you can spell arse ok - cheeky git !

Pxx