Your 'chance' card for SWMBO

[Metabarca]

Your \'chance\' card for SWMBO

"Well you see, Norm,
it's like this...A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest
buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at
the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd
as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps
improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same
way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.
Now, as we know, excessive in take of alcohol kills brain cells. But
naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this
way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making
the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you
always feel smarter after a few beers."

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[summerwind]

Re: Your \'chance\' card for SWMBO

Good constructive thinking! You must shift a few to be so sharp


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[vyv_cox]

From Alexei Sayle

<Sayle> "Recent research shows that the human brain has a finite capacity. By middle age the brain can become full, so that new information can only be assimilated by the loss of something else."

<Passer-by> "Do you know that Harwich is the third largest port in Britain?"

<Sayle> Falls over "Help, I've forgotten how to walk!"

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