Lakesailor
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You Tell Him It's A Private Jetty
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snowleopard
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Sling a few rocks at him and see what he can do if he's really angry 
Sans Bateau
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Right, if we can one of those to sit on every jetski, anchorages would be a lot more peaceful.
TSB240
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NAh It might just double the IQ of some of the drivers!
Hadenough
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nigelmercier
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Sling a few rocks at him and see what he can do if he's really angry
He will probably do much the same as he does in the woods.
MASH
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It's just a dumb animal in a jetski. What's unusual about that?
halb
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Did anyone see in the national press yesterday and today about the jet ski guy who fell, almost, off the back of his said thing and got caught by his scrotum on the tow hook on the back, he was admitted to Southampton hospital for treatment! perhaps he will now give up annoying yotties on their moorings
prv
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Elessar
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He was. The hook was his snap davit. But he owned a jetski. Heard it on the VHF when it happened - ouch. There's a link to it in the mobo forum and the lounge.
lw395
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I saw a sign in Cornwall the other day, advertising 'Jetski Safaris', I assumed it meant shooting chavs on jetskis, not bears.
armchairsailor
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Where there's baby bears, Momma Bear isn't far away: what does she drive - a sunseeker?
SailorBill
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"I keep hearing them say "do bears sh!t in the woods?" Well I'm fed up with it. I'll show 'em the woods are not the only place we can sh!t."
grumpy_o_g
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He's only renting it - a bearboat charter by the look of it...
Tony Cross
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Tell him/her to bear away.
A1Sailor
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"OK. I ain't driving this without a Kill Cord".
