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felt I had to repost the anthem!

Oh! The Scuttlebutt Mob is a-rollin' on over the seas,
With the sails a flappin' and the helmsman a slappin' the crew.
Beautiful sky! A wonderful day!
Whip crack-away!, Whip crack-away!, Whip crack-away!

Oh! The Scuttlebutt Mob is a-headin' on over the waves,
where the mobo wakes are thicker than teenage raves.
Dangerous land! No time to delay!
So, Whip crack-away!, Whip crack-away!, Whip crack-away!

We're headin' straight for Cherbourg, loaded down, with a fancy cargo,
Care of Bavaria, Najad & Beneteau!

Oh! The Scuttlebutt Mob is a-comin' on over the crest,
Like a homing pigeon that's a-hankerin' after its nest.
sixty-three miles we've covered today.
So, Whip crack-away!, Whip crack-away!, Whip crack-away!

The Scuttlebutt Mob is a -travelling fancy and free,
and the frightened crew in the shade of the claysie's bikini,
Lift up their heads to see.
Whip crack-away!, Whip crack-away!, Whip crack-away!

There's a crew so old just a-waiting for a pension to bring.
When they cash it, going to sit in a hammock and swing,
twiddling my thumbs and rockin' away.
Tum tiddley-um, Tum tiddley-um, Tum tiddley-ay.

The helms go turnin' round, homeward bound,
Can't you hear 'em humming,
Happy times are coming for to stay - hey!

We'll be home tonight by the light of the silvery moon,
And our hearts are thumpin' like a mandolin a-plunking a tune.
When I get home, I'm fixing to stay.
So, Whip crack-away!, Whip crack-away!, Whip crack-away!

Tum tiddley-um, Tum tiddley-um, Tum tiddley-ay.
Whip crack-away!, Whip crack-away!, Whip crack-away!

Here they be, here they be. How's about a welcome?
A peaceful sort of welcome for the gang - Bang!

The Scuttlebutt Mob is a-finally home again.
Well excuse my stammer, if it ain't Calamity Julie.
Hi-ya Calam... - What you bring us today?
New rubber boots, Ten euro suits, things to crochet.

Beads that sparkle like a prism, snake oil for your rheumatism,
Calico and gingham for the girls.
Gumdrops made in Contenin, Gumdrops just a trifle soggy,
And a genuine string of artificial pearls.

Here's a hat from a coutourier, same as a deid sheep
wore in every famous concert hall.
Cast your eye on Stugeron Steve's patent-pending hair restorer,
guaranteed to grow hair on a billiard ball.

Introducin' Kim Hollambee,
just as busy as a fizzy sarsparilla.
He's a showman and he's smarter,
operates the little forum,
where the cream of Scuttlebutt come to whine.
And I'm glad to say he's a very good friend of mine.

IanGrant is an utter nutter,
I've been told he rams ferries without a stutter.
From London, Twister buster,
Occasionally writes for IPC
Particularly back in 1960
And I'm glad to say he's a very good friend of mine.

Hi Tome, say where d'you get them fancy clothes?
I know! Off some fellow's laundry line.
Hi Beau. Well aren't you the Prairie Rose,
Smelling like a watermelon vine.

Here's a man the Sheriff watches.
On his gun there's more 'n twenty-seven notches.
On the draw there's no-one faster
and you're flirting with disaster
when Robin's reputation you malign.
But I'm glad to say he's a very good friend, of a friend of mine.

Oh! The Scuttlebutt Mob is entitled to rest today.
In the virtual pub the folks are chipper and gay.
Feet on the bar and raring to go,
Set 'em up Jean, Set 'em up Jean, Set 'em up Jean.
Drinks on the house, Drinks on the house, Set 'em up Jean

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Re: yippee the Cherbourg Forum\'s appeared

It's even funnier the second time!

Have posted details.

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Re: yippee the Cherbourg Forum\'s appeared

but he's missed out the snoring skipper bit..

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Snoring skipper

Hate to see anybody disappointed:

Oh the snorin' skipper is a-slumberin' under the deck,
With a festerin' face that looks like an old shipwreck.
Rudder has gone! But we're sailin' on,
Whipcrack away! Whipcrack away! Whipcrack away!

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Re: yippee the Cherbourg Forum\'s appeared

Wonderful - Jimi must have stayed up ALL night to produce such a masterpiece.
Some of it even rhymes...

But what of Madam La'Plume??

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Re: yippee the Cherbourg Forum\'s appeared

Madam Fifi's house is in the Rue de Regret,
Her lovely girls will be waiting there, you bet,
Those naughty skippers'll just have to pay,
For some whip crack away, whip crack away, whip crack away.

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Cheekie bugger

Och yon JHR is awfie cheeky
with a stinky, auld and reekie
supping soup called Cock au leekie
He's just jealous cos he's no mast
Whip crack away, Whip crack away, Whip crack away, Whip crack away

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Mast envy

Must admit, this had never occurred to me. I do have a mast, but it's on a Mirror Dinghy and it's only 11 ft long, which makes me feel, frankly, inadequate amongst all you saily chaps with your monstrous protuberances.

However, to make up for this, I have 8 cylinders and electronic injection in my stinkpot, which makes me feel far more manly.

Oh, the Scuttlebutt crew are towering up in the air
With spars that distort their oil-smeared underwear.
The ladies all scream, when you heave-to abeam,
"Put it away, put it away, put it away"!

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