Xmas tradition (but not one you would know)

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Now I like most people enjoy christmas. I dont mind digging out my 10 year old copy of radio times to see whats on. Eat too much drink more that is reasonable, then just veg out.

HOWEVER thats ok for a the day and poss the next.

Having been suffering decorations, 12" plactic ho ho hoing santas and cheesy christmas music CDs on repeat everywhere I go since the begining of October by the 26th its all wearing thin and I am in need of serious insanity.

Its for this reason I have been mulling over reviving an old elapsed Maxwell tradition with a little twist.

A few years ago while sitting around drinking tea and having a very intellectual conversation (yeah right) we hatched a plan to banish the xmas blues, LETS HAVE A BBQ that first year we sent out invites to all and sundry BBQ at our place all outside theme was that there would be no xmas trimmings involved whatsoever.
Only condition to attending was that the guys MUST wear shorts (well it is a BBQ) and the ladies wear what they want, any gent turning up without shorts on would be turned away or have to wear shorts that would be issued by myself. (you didnt want to be that person).
For about ten years between Xmas and new year we had a bash with great results.
At some stage during that time another element developed, to gain back the space lost in everyones drinks cubboard we decided everyone should bring all the really dodgy drink that you have aquired from hols abroad and friends who visit and leave the evil stuff behind when they go.
This first time we tried this was a disaster as I then ended up with all this CR** in my garage. Second year I had a cunning plan.
We launched alphabetical drinking with the purchase of 2 dozen shot glasses and all the junk lined up in alphabetical order everone would have a nip. It was a resounding success apart from one particularly evil liquid which dissapeared up the garden never to be seen again.

We have decided to have a non xmas BBQ at Fambridge on the 27th late afternoon if any others want to join in your more than welcome we will be there and being of celtic blood will be able to have a party even if i am on my own but would be nice see some friends there. We do have a cpl of spare berths if anyone is interested and the ferryboat is a short stagger away.
BTW my plan is spit roasted lamb Cypriot style along with some other winter warming goodies

Going to duck now to miss the insults and laughter
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No insults, no laughter, what a great idea. Would love to be there but with any luck I will be shitfaced in Norwich following my stint of "on-call" finishing on bleeding boxing day.

Happy Christmas /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
Hi ther Nevil,

Great plan.
Lets not waste time this year.

Will the haven bar be open ? ? ?

Somewhere to warm my knees.

Oh, and music ? ? ?

If yes & yes we are interested.

Les & Yvonne.
 
Super idea, apart from the shorts! /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif (you really dont want to look at my knees....)and the ideal way to dispose of the the unwanted & unknown beverages? /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif However bound to the frozen north, for family yuletide celebrations, and not back until Hogmanay is at least 48hrs old /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif So Enjoy! and seasons greetings to all ECF contributors.
 
Nothing worthy of a laugh in that suggestion at all, sounds like a damn fine idea, I shall see what my social secretary has planned and hope it's nothing 'family' related before I can say one way or another. Music and a good time are always worthy of a trip out. Don't have any 'strange' alcoholic beverages though, I drink anything /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
Hi Roger

Would be nice to see you there berths available should you require them, heating aboard also so not too un comfortable in fact even have one of them toilet thingys.

Nev
 
Thanks Nev - I think that would pushing my luck too far. Mind you we might get out for a sail beforehand - midday tide /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif. I shall get working on some Brownie points immediately.........

Clean the loos? Certainly dear. Sweep the kitchen floor? Oh yes please. Go to the pub? I'd rather put the hoover round if I may /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
 
I don't know why, but I have visions of you in a pinny, and they aint very pretty /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Unfortunately, my social secretary is more on the ball than I am and has reminded me that we are otherwise engaged on the day in question so will have to continue with the visualisation rather than witness this first hand /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Hope all enjoy it, sounds like a damn good day will be had by all /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
 
great idea Nevil, too find xmas a tad boring after the 26th.Unfortuneately this Celt is T Total(14 years tomorrow without alcohol or mind altering substances)

other wise ide be there guzzling like a gannet in my Kilt /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif
 
Dave

Shame you cant attend as the statment that you drink anything sounded like a chllange and believe me i have one or two things i have brought back from my travels that you are quite welcome to.

Have a good xmas
 
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well.... I just can't see how it would comfortable sleeping on one of them 'toilet thingys'.......

(Not that its stopped me in years gone by....) /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Neil
Being old and wiser i gave up sleeping on the thingy but have been known to hug it for a while after evenings indulging in lite banter with friends. /forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

See you some time in the new year Merry Xams
 
Hi Les

Not going to be as formal as i think you mean also my thinging was at the yacht station, have already asked and invited toby who is up for it, details to follow
Hope your moving better than the last time i seen you, am sure the fire will be going in the ferry boat should your knees require thawing out.

Neville
 
other wise ide be there guzzling like a gannet in my Kilt

Gannets guzzling in your kilt sounds quite painful and this is an image that i dont really want stuck in my head over xmas.

We can supply vast amounts of non falling down water and we could display our celtic talent of talking so much b******s no you can understand a word of it

Neville /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif
 
Oh I have to admit that some have put me to the test already, in the past, Louise' cousin's have conspired to get me nissed as a pewt with all manner of concoction's from home made vodka with a high chili content, to unheard of stuff brought back from their travels, and they haven't managed to do it yet /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
I don't drink during the day, but when the sun has passed the yardarm anything goes /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif except that black stuff the Irish say is a drink /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif that's actually semi liquidised mud /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
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What an insult it a well know fact that it has wonderous healing powers and can also turn mere men into scholars and Philosipers

See theres the proof I had drank some of the black stuff I would be able to spell Philosipers

I rest my case

PS my dad always said never trust or drink a beer you can see through it watered down /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
 
I am reliably informed that the black stuff tastes like nectar when consumed in Dublin, so my plan is to always drink the local stuff locally /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Plans in the pipeline to make it over there before I hit the next big birthday, so not a lot of time left then /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif
 
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