Worst possible thing to say..

[nct1]

Hell no, I have never reefed in me life

 

[nct1]

In my experience most yachtties use that salute, especially when we are at full chat, in fact I get that close to ensure that they do

 

[nct1]

Now I don't recall giving you permission to leave the galley

 

[cozy]

I'm glad you are here. I was hoping to get you on your own for a while.

 

[cozy]

Blimey, thats a keel bolt in my pocket.

 

[cozy]

Right then, next stop Zimbabwe.

 

[Blueboatman]

"Er ,so its ' Red right returning' ,eh Skip "

 

[kilkerr1]

"At last. Moby Dick will be mine, all mine! Mwahahahahaaa..!"

 

[powerskipper]

are we there yet?

 

[tugboat]

The skipper's feeling randy. Who's first in the barrel? /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

 

[squidge]

You do have life insurance don't you?

 

[squidge]

Have you entered your I.C.E in your phone yet?

 

[billmacfarlane]

You'd better take the night watch - I'm colour blind.

 

[peterb]

By crew on setting genoa:

"Skip, when the rabbit comes out of the hole, does he go in front of the tree or behind it?"