Win a bottle of Champagne!!!!

Have you tasted it?

If fresh - you know where to start looking

If salt - your slave, sorry, crew will undoubtably find it

If urine - check all hands for continence
 
I declare MoodySabre to have supernatural powers, probably acquired through a pact with Lucifer struck in a dingy office over a carrier bag full of fivers.

Roger's visit, when he waved fresh Danish pastries and fresh coffee over my cockpit in some bizzarre eating ritual. He did inspect the inside of my hull and various fittings while uttering incantations in a low mutter to himself.

My fine craft, through no objective analysis I can fathom, has stopped leaking. nada, not a drop.

The boat has leaked continually for at least 3 years in one way or another. Until now.

So, after a confirmatory voyage this weekend, I declare the Champagne to be won.
 
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