Why is it?

[Tam Lin]

Why is it that I chose this year to paint the topsides of my boat? Having worked hard in freezing conditions to rub down and do the preparation in anticipation of mild dry weather for painting we get snow instead! What have I done wrong?

 

[Downsman]

What have I done wrong?

Don't know, but if you are responsible for all this, you'd better hide...

 

[Seatrout]

Why is it that I chose this year to paint the topsides of my boat? Having worked hard in freezing conditions to rub down and do the preparation in anticipation of mild dry weather for painting we get snow instead! What have I done wrong?

Ditto!

 

[Quidi Vidi]

Why is it that I chose this year to paint the topsides of my boat? Having worked hard in freezing conditions to rub down and do the preparation in anticipation of mild dry weather for painting we get snow instead! What have I done wrong?

Me too. Next weekends weather looks promising though.

 

[johnalison]

It is due to your being sinful in an earlier life. In order to expiate this sin, you must send one half of your income to an account, whose details I will disclose later, in perpetuity. And the next life as well.

 

[Tam Lin]

It is due to your being sinful in an earlier life. In order to expiate this sin, you must send one half of your income to an account, whose details I will disclose later, in perpetuity. And the next life as well.

It would be bl**dy worth it!