longjohnsilver
Well-known member
Drowned rat
Well certainly wouldn't have been me who pulled you out, and as for half cooked lobster, no chance!
Buy them from lovely supermarkets where they're already days old, just doesn't seem quite the same, maybe I'll post you one (second class of course, timed for the hottest days of the summer).
How far out to sea did you get b4 being picked up by this misguided good samaritan? And surely if you wanted to meet your maker you'd have been better off jumping into a furnace? <G>
Well certainly wouldn't have been me who pulled you out, and as for half cooked lobster, no chance!
Buy them from lovely supermarkets where they're already days old, just doesn't seem quite the same, maybe I'll post you one (second class of course, timed for the hottest days of the summer).
How far out to sea did you get b4 being picked up by this misguided good samaritan? And surely if you wanted to meet your maker you'd have been better off jumping into a furnace? <G>