Fergus
Well-Known Member
Here's how it goes for me..
Dream about sailing at the weekend, spend ridiculous amounts of time on YBW.com
Saturday finally arrives. Get up at 0530, haul dinghy into car boot, sand and water everywhere, get outboard, mounting bracket, oars and pump from garden shed, get in car. Have I forgotten anything? Boat keys might help! Get to Poole 2 hours later, drag all the stuff down to the beach, pump up dinghy - oh cr*p small leak in pump so not full pressure, well we'll manage anyway. Put on oilies as a bit of a chop in the harbour, 25deg already so sweating like a pig. Start engine and set off. Engine stops half way - what the hell? Oh, painter round the prop. Hard to get engine off mounting bracket due to tension on the painter. Get it freed eventually and start again. Previous levels of perspiration now seem minor in comparison. Get to boat. Covered in weed at waterline even though only 2 weeks sonce last use. 45 mins scrubbing hard, using brush in dinghy rowlock while hanging on for dear life to the boat in strong ebb tide. Finally get on board. Why is boat not pointing in the same direction as the others? Simple answer, aground on the mooring! Memo to self. send irate letter to mooring owners who assured me that I would be OK with 5'8" draught. Open sea cocks, pump bilge, Will the battery be flat? First piece of good news - engine starts fine. Finally set off at 10 once tide has turned, switch on instruments, depth warning permanently sounding, inch out into channel and we're away! 1 hour later finally out into open sea, F4 NE, perfect. 3 hours sailing, decide to make tea, go below to find that milk carton has sprung a leak all over the inside of the cool box, never mind clear it up later, have a beer instead. Have a fantastic sail, eventually head back, watch jetskis doing huge jumps off the wake of "blofeld" (the condor ferries cat) as it comes out of the harbour, get back on mooring. Oh sh1t, the main hallyard is wrapped around the wrong side of the radar reflector. Try tossing plastic cup attached to line over cross trees to then attach to hallyard and free up. cup breaks when falls onto deck. Nothing for it, SWMBO must go up in bosun's chair - no the boat won't capsize darling - how do you know, we've never done this - trust me - oh yeah! Get hallyard free, SWMBO says lovely view from up there. Inch in to mooring, depth alarms as before. Reverse process re. dinghy etc minus rope round prop and scrubbing detail. Manage to go aground on the outborad while coming in (50m from shore!) and nearly lose shear pin. Deflate dinghy and lug back to car, collapse in overheated car, sit in traffic jam for 3 hours. Go back to work and logon to YBW.com. Process starts all over again..
Sound familiar? (should I start a blog like Neil?)
Dream about sailing at the weekend, spend ridiculous amounts of time on YBW.com
Saturday finally arrives. Get up at 0530, haul dinghy into car boot, sand and water everywhere, get outboard, mounting bracket, oars and pump from garden shed, get in car. Have I forgotten anything? Boat keys might help! Get to Poole 2 hours later, drag all the stuff down to the beach, pump up dinghy - oh cr*p small leak in pump so not full pressure, well we'll manage anyway. Put on oilies as a bit of a chop in the harbour, 25deg already so sweating like a pig. Start engine and set off. Engine stops half way - what the hell? Oh, painter round the prop. Hard to get engine off mounting bracket due to tension on the painter. Get it freed eventually and start again. Previous levels of perspiration now seem minor in comparison. Get to boat. Covered in weed at waterline even though only 2 weeks sonce last use. 45 mins scrubbing hard, using brush in dinghy rowlock while hanging on for dear life to the boat in strong ebb tide. Finally get on board. Why is boat not pointing in the same direction as the others? Simple answer, aground on the mooring! Memo to self. send irate letter to mooring owners who assured me that I would be OK with 5'8" draught. Open sea cocks, pump bilge, Will the battery be flat? First piece of good news - engine starts fine. Finally set off at 10 once tide has turned, switch on instruments, depth warning permanently sounding, inch out into channel and we're away! 1 hour later finally out into open sea, F4 NE, perfect. 3 hours sailing, decide to make tea, go below to find that milk carton has sprung a leak all over the inside of the cool box, never mind clear it up later, have a beer instead. Have a fantastic sail, eventually head back, watch jetskis doing huge jumps off the wake of "blofeld" (the condor ferries cat) as it comes out of the harbour, get back on mooring. Oh sh1t, the main hallyard is wrapped around the wrong side of the radar reflector. Try tossing plastic cup attached to line over cross trees to then attach to hallyard and free up. cup breaks when falls onto deck. Nothing for it, SWMBO must go up in bosun's chair - no the boat won't capsize darling - how do you know, we've never done this - trust me - oh yeah! Get hallyard free, SWMBO says lovely view from up there. Inch in to mooring, depth alarms as before. Reverse process re. dinghy etc minus rope round prop and scrubbing detail. Manage to go aground on the outborad while coming in (50m from shore!) and nearly lose shear pin. Deflate dinghy and lug back to car, collapse in overheated car, sit in traffic jam for 3 hours. Go back to work and logon to YBW.com. Process starts all over again..
Sound familiar? (should I start a blog like Neil?)